Your Swimsuit Jumped Its Own Weathercock... [experimental]

[PatchyDoll]

(I think this might need to be moved to the adult section? There's nothing actually explicit. Mod call. Apologies for my newbiness.)



A (questionably) ero visual novel whose text is entirely driven by Markov chains, with the exception of a few strategically-placed ellipses. Story choices are also randomized, as is their effect on "winning".

NOTE: Contains gibberish, Charles Dickens, implied breasts, and pixelated va-jay-jay. NSFW if you work somewhere really boring.

http://amydentata.com/yourswimsuit/

[PatchyDoll]

The source is open, BTW, so you can switch out different source texts for dialog generation. A friend changed the player's source text to The Shadow Over Innsmouth, and it was priceless.

[Tempus]

This sounds amazing -- downloading now

Edit: I got to the first line of dialogue, sat there for a moment, and then cracked up laughing. This seems promising.

Edit #2: I ... won? You think!? I ... don't know if I can handle the ambiguity! This was definitely amusing to play, though I think that could've been accentuated by some music. Like... beautiful romantic music while they spout utter gibberish? That'd be great

[PatchyDoll]

Heaven help us all, I added music to this Markov Monstrosity.

http://amydentata.com/yourswimsuit/

[papillon]

I have a pet markov chainer which is trained on a mix of erotica and Lovecraft. I enjoy it too much.

[unknown5]

oooh, sounds fun. must try, hehehe.

edit: she showed me her lunch box.

[Genod]

I urge everyone to try this. It made my morning.