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Here's the challenge: you have to create the worst possible visual or kinetic novel you can imagine. Stick figures, backgrounds of just a single colour, terrible grammar off-key music, inaccurate accents and a nonsensical storyline. These are just a few examples of the kinds of things that could make a terrible game.

Here are the rules:

• The due date of your VN/KN is July 31st, 2012. That is 3 weeks from now.
• The play time should be between 3 and a maximum of 10 minutes.
• This must would preferably be the first VN/KN you have released.
• There are no prizes, or winners. We *may* have winners (losers?) for certain categories of fail.
• One game per person or team. If you are in 2 teams, then that is ok.
• It should be a new game (started after this topic was made)

And yeah, I keep changing the rules. But to be honest these rules are more like guidelines.

The purpose of this event? To get those procrastinators to experience actually completing a game, without having their own quest for perfection holding them back.




And here are all the downloads. If I missed your game (and it was uploaded at least an hour ago) feel free to PM me.

From redeyesblackpanda: Tsundere 1.0 [17.44 MiB] domeyesaydommmmmm [17.44 MiB]
From wakagana: Trolling [21.84 MiB]
From Anthy: Prince and Princess Story [18.4 MiB]
From Pyonkotchi: Love Break !! Doki Doki Kokoro!! [85.7 MiB]
From Egressus: my mortality [22.44 MiB]
From AxemRed: My Lovely Führer [14.4 MiB]
From Showsni: What [26.01 MiB]
From Michiyo6918: Of Stupidity and Idiotic [22.24 MiB]
From Cidz: ATTACK OF TEH ZOMBEH KITTEHZ!!11!! [38.37 MiB]
From Explosions&NickCage: Love 'N Junk [20.45 MiB]
From Ionait: Stop! In the Name of Love! [15/18 MiB] Forum link here.
From TrickWithAKnife: I Am Hero[18.7 MiB]
From Sapphi: Señor Volky McLupinstein and the League of Extraordinary Dentists [56 MiB]
From Morgan_R: BadGame [18 MiB]
From Carassaurat: Origamo Furioso [84.1 MiB] Origamo Furioso v1.1 [84.1 MiB]
From KimiYoriBaka: There is no title!! GTFO!!-all.zip [22 MiB]
From TheSnowflakeOfDoom: THE Magik Gurl OF StuFF [14.6 MiB] THE Magik Gurl OF StuFF [22.57 MiB]
From OokamiKasumi: The Visitor [300 MiB] The Visitor [298 MiB] Forum link here.
From SusanTheCat: BAD CAT Win[20 MiB], Mac[17 MiB], Linux[16 MiB], All in one[28 MiB]
From Ziassan: The hot turtle[27.8 MiB]
From syapheer: Making The Worst Game Ever [165.1 MiB] Making The Worst Game Ever (Archived version) [110 MiB]
From Halca: ATASHINORIRI [135.5 MiB]
From clua: Mum [17.99 MiB] (seizure warning)
From CheeryMoya: WTF [18.7 MiB]

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"We must teach them through the tools with which they are comfortable."

Awwwwww. I wanna participate!

Susan

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Hmm, maybe the rules can be bent a bit. After all, it is meant to be for fun, and to get new creators to release a stress free game, just to get the ball rolling.

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"We must teach them through the tools with which they are comfortable."

I am totally doing this.

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"It is [the writer's] privilege to help man endure by lifting his heart,
by reminding him of the courage and honor and hope and pride
and compassion and pity and sacrifice which have been the glory of his past."
— William Faulkner

D'awh shit, TIME TO TAKE OUT THE PIZZA ROLLS AND TOUTHPASTE. IMA BOUT TO GO HAM ON THIS HERE CHALLENGE

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You gotta be kitten' me, Stop it right meow, I aint even lion.

Projects: Driftwood

- Logo by WoPairs

Oh, one question.
Is voice acting allowed?

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"It is [the writer's] privilege to help man endure by lifting his heart,
by reminding him of the courage and honor and hope and pride
and compassion and pity and sacrifice which have been the glory of his past."
— William Faulkner

OH GOD YES, VOICE ACTING IS A MUST. >:t otherwise the lols will not ensue.

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You gotta be kitten' me, Stop it right meow, I aint even lion.

Projects: Driftwood

- Logo by WoPairs

absolutely doing this.

Kekeke... I'll finally have a reason to go out and buy that microphone I've been meaning to get...

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"It is [the writer's] privilege to help man endure by lifting his heart,
by reminding him of the courage and honor and hope and pride
and compassion and pity and sacrifice which have been the glory of his past."
— William Faulkner

I will ham like I have never hammed before

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MESI Games/Personal Twitter/Death Rule: lost code Demo

1 Swag Point for Hijiri.


In all honesty though I think this is a good idea, although I'm probably going to make mine on the attempt of being funny more so then just throwing stuff I can come up with out there.

Good idea Trick! =)

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You gotta be kitten' me, Stop it right meow, I aint even lion.

Projects: Driftwood

- Logo by WoPairs

What the xD
Best idea ever, so gonna do this.
Even have a idea for it already %D

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Ow, I wanna participate in this!! Definitely!!!

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I am way to much of a perfectionist to not do this.

By the way, is there any way we should tag it so people don't have heart attacks from the massive concentration of pure horribleness that is July 31st?

Not really sure. I guess that would be up to the forum admins, but there should at least be a link to each game in this topic.

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"We must teach them through the tools with which they are comfortable."