Staring contests with turtles aren't that hard, actually. They'll probably wink at you or look away after a while.
AND GODDAMN IT ALL WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE ALFONSE RRRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEE Aww... It looks like Al is at the top of the popularity poll so far. All my other boys aren't getting enough love ;-;
@Sunlit-Dreamer: Miss Moe's role in the story is to cock-block Joshua and make lewd jokes in front of Al that he won't understand. Rest assured, she's a fun character
Quoth she to Alfonse, "You little son of a bitch, c’mere and give me a hug."
Eh, not-so very great update time D: Ryurieri tells me that she got hit by a really nasty fever that's been draining her energy lately, so she hasn't been able to draw anything. I was supposed to get her rough sketch of Santos, but she forgot to attach it to the email she sent me T_T On my end, I finally got around to copypasta-ing more of my script into jEdit, and Lint tells me I have a total of 10,035 words!
le sobbu I feel so slow ;-; I would get more done if not for my damn APUSH "research paper" that I doubt my teacher will actually grade, but I do have a little scene with Elise, Joshua, Xavier, and Tybalt ready for your reading pleasure. I don't want to say it's super spoiler-ific since it's very early on in the game, but eh. Also it's a little inappropriate at the beginning... you'll get a sense of some of the types of humor I use...
"When I step outside the kitchen, I spot a white cat sitting on Joshua's lap. It's got to be Tybalt, because no other cat would be that audacious to just waltz right in here."
show joshua normal at right with dissolve
show xavier normal at left with dissolve
$ xavier.currentThoughts = "I wonder if this cat's a stray. Her fur looks clean to me…"
x"Dude, you gotta stop stroking that pussy."
$ joshua.currentThoughts = "In Soviet Russia, cat pets you! … Nah, that's not a good one."
j"It's not my fault she likes it!"
"Oh god, they're making sexual jokes with my cat. It's probably a good thing Tybalt doesn't understand a word they're saying…"
$ express = "sad"
e"Uh… hey guys."
x"'Sup babe."
show joshua happy
j"Níhǎo! Is it me, or are you looking even more beautiful today?"
e"I always look like this… unless you're saying I'm uglier on other days."
show joshua surprised
show xavier happy
$ joshua.currentThoughts = "What the fuck!? That's not even one of my cheesier lines, and she just… she just…"
"A mortified look covers Joshua's face as Xavier snickers at him."
x"Oooooooh… you just got burned."
j"Wha-!{w=0.4} I-!{w=0.4} No! I mean, you always look great and…"
$ express = "normal"
e"Whatever. {w}Anyways, I see that my cat has found her way into the shop."
show joshua normal
show xavier normal
"Aforementioned kitty purrs contently, her ears twitching happily."
$ xavier.currentThoughts = "Figures. Elise looked like a cat person to me."
x"She's yours?"
e"Yup."
j"What's her name?"
e"If I tell you you'll laugh."
x"C'mon, it can't be that bad."
j"If her name is \"Mittens,\" maybe I will."
$ express = "sad"
e"It's not that…"
x"Then what is it?"
"I look down at my hands and shift awkwardly in my seat. People always laugh or act in disbelief when they hear about my little faux pas in naming my cat."
e"Her name is… Tybalt."
So what will Joshua and Xavier do next? Will they lol at Elise? Will they make fun of her? You can't possibly answer these rhetorical questions, but you could give me feedback
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when I saw the banner. It'sjust soooooo cute!!! Omg I can't stand myself *x* *Drooling*
Is he half Viet? Since his last name sounds like a Vietnamese's. Or probably my mistake? o.O