Corrupt a Wish

[HigurashiKira]

Granted, but it has huge holes in it

I wish Secret Game Code: Revise would be sold in the U.S. (With a correct English translation of the game, and that I get my hands on a working copy that dosen't break my computer in any shape or form nor earn me a trip on the party bus or any other law troubles.)

I'm not taking any chances with this >_>
I need it very, very, very badly

[Aleema]

Granted! But you're then captured by vigilantes and drug off to an island to play your own death game where you become one of the last two survivors but the heroine betrays you and you bleed to death as she cackles. Your game sits unopened at home.

I wish my student loans would be paid off.

[Rewritten Ennui]

Granted. You use the rest of your bank account to pay off your student loans, and you are left in serious debt. Have fun~!

I wish I had a pet Nyan Cat :3

[OtomeWeekend]

Ｇｒａｎｔｅｄ．　ｂｕｔ　ｉｔ　ｔｕｒｎｓ　ｏｕｔ　ｔｏ　ｂｅ　ａ　ｌｉｏｎ　ａｎｄ　ｅａｔｓ　ｙｏｕ　ａｓ　ｈｉｓ　ｌｕｎｃｈ．

Ｉ　ｗｉｓｈ　ｉ　ｃｏｕｌｄ　ｒｅ－ｍａｋｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｈｉｓｔｏｒｙ．

[Rewritten Ennui]

Granted. You remake the history and cause an ultra confusing time paradox somehow. Society as we know it collapses into utter derpitude O_o

I wish I had a 3DS :'c

[Crocosquirrel]

Granted! Alas, however, three days after the 30-day warranty expires from GameStop, the machine's touchscreen decides that Right Now is a grand time to give up the ghost, overheating and burning you severely enough to lose the entire hand.

I wish that I could get my books published and be able to make a living writing sci-fi novels.

[HigurashiKira]

Granted, but you become abducted by aliens and are never heard from again.

I wish I had my own harem
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Granted! But you're then captured by vigilantes and drug off to an island to play your own death game where you become one of the last two survivors but the heroine betrays you and you bleed to death as she cackles.

Kotomi. I trusted you. ;_;

[LVUER]

Granted. But they are all old and ugly grannies, and you're locked up in a small room with your entire harem forever.

I wish I could have a godlike immortality.

[Auro-Cyanide]

Granted. But you have to watch everyone you know and love die and no matter what you do, you can't make it end.

I wish I could paint awesome backgrounds with ease.

[LVUER]

<Hahaha, I always get that every time I talk about that wish... I think I don't mind, that's the price of being immortal, yeah I know I'm a little crazy and a little sociopath too>

[Mild Curry]

Granted. But your backgrounds are so awesome, you are never able to make sprites beautiful enough to do them justice, and your art is forever skewed.

I wish I had motivation.

<also, LVUER, you reach the end of the world and are alone and happy, until you play through every awesome game that's ever existed and then realize that no one will ever make any new games, ever>

[LVUER]

Granted. But your motivation always goes to wrong direction. As result, you're sent to jail and labeled as humiliation to humanity.

I wish I could have power like Haruhi.

<As long as there's still Earth/lives, I don't think I'll get bored. The end of the world is still far far away, if it'll really happen... and remember that god could be killed too. Kratos have proven that ^_^ >

[Hayzel]

Granted. But your motivation always goes to wrong direction. As result, you're sent to jail and labeled as humiliation to humanity.

I wish I could have power like Haruhi.

<As long as there's still Earth/lives, I don't think I'll get bored. The end of the world is still far far away, if it'll really happen... and remember that god could be killed too. Kratos have proven that ^_^ >

Granted but your power will scare away all your precious lollies.

I wish I had a Cubone >.<

[OtomeWeekend]

Not Granted. I dunno what a cubone is! *shot*

I wish there are no taxes Dx

[Auro-Cyanide]

Granted. But now everything is privately owned and it costs you $2000 for a trip to the doctor.

I wish I could draw whatever was in my mind... I have a preoccupation with art obviously -.-

I think cubone is a type of pokemon?