Corrupt a Wish

[Aleema]

I think cubone is a type of pokemon?

How about, "Granted. But it mistakes you for its mother and wears your skull on its head."

I wish I could draw whatever was in my mind... I have a preoccupation with art obviously -.-

Granted, but you have to draw EVERYTHING that's in your head -- even your dark fantasies and deepest secrets!

I wish I had a car.

[Lumen_Astrum]

Granted. But you bought a very expensive one and it was carnapped from you and they made you their slave driver! O:
I wish my neighbors will stop singing their stupid karaoke every night.

[OTM]

Granted. But now everyone but your neighbors begin to sing karaoke three times a day, including your family.

I wish my school schedule would be short.

[Niki]

Granted, but to make up for it you have to attend school on weekends and during holidays.

I wish my glasses wouldn't keep getting dirty ><

[OtomeWeekend]

granted. but it became so shiny that you can't use it anymore because its too bright.

I wish beer is for kids only Dx any adult who drink it will be imprisoned for 10 years.

[Joey]

Granted, but the kids consume too much alcohol, get liver failure and die young D:

I wish my school uniform had sleeves! (no, seriously)

[10kNing]

Granted, but they're so poorly made that it's impossible to move your arms in them~

I wish Kraft cheese had negative calories.

[babyfish]

Granted. Upon eating Kraft cheese, you spontaneously combust. Hey, how else did you expect it to burn up all those calories?

I wish I wasn't late for the bus all the time.

[RemnantDream]

Granted. You are now arrive three hours before the bus does. You may have to stand around for three hours, but hey, at least you're not late.

*sings* I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner..
xD

[OtomeWeekend]

Granted. You turned into an oscar meyer wiener and you got eaten by many kids. xD
I just noticed your sig but, is that quoted from the mmo game, perfect world or not? *shot*

I wish i won't forget wishing always ="=

EDIT: forgot to wish again....

[LVUER]

<And what is your wish?>

[RemnantDream]

Granted. Now, you never forget to wish. Unfortunately, you are now wishing so much that you have no time to do anything else.

I wish I had a pet star.
..don't judge..>_>
Ah, no. It's actually from a game I'm making xD Just haven't said anything about it because it's yet another huge project.

[Snow Blossom]

Granted. Except that seeing as a star is a flaming ball of gas, it burns down your house when you bring it home.

I wish that manga releases would come out more quickly...

[Lumen_Astrum]

Granted. But because it was way too early, you bought too much and now you are bankrupt. Oh, and your bookshelf is overflowing.

I wish I can scan all of these pictures of my brother when he's a baby before noon...

[Arcanum]

Granted. But since you finished so soon, you're asked to scan more pictures.

I wish my cat would allow me to cut his claws without scratching me.