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I cook crystal meth with a former student in exterminator tents. I used to be a high school chemistry teacher

My favourite character is me, I was able to outsmart Gustavo Fring and take over his empire. I was able to do this because I respected the chemistry.

I used to be a Chemistry teacher, so when I started cooking crystal meth I used the pseudonym Heisenberg to cover up my identity. Now I own the business so Heisenberg has become a famous name here in the ABQ.

Third day in a row I dream with zombies... I barely dream with anything, so running away and jumping to whatever I can grab myself onto is one hell of a crazy experience... even if it's only a dream. Weird thing there is this guy who always pair with me. He have a Shotgun but never land a single sh...

Canada: the best country in the world, actually only snows in the winter. Not overwhelmed by moose or beavers. Toronto: Fantastic city, easily the best in Canada, don't listen to those Vancouver retards. The only drawback is the mass suicide in the middle of the NHL season when the Leafs fall out of...

Sometimes, when I look in the mirror. I'm like. "If I shaved, and maybe put on some makeup. I could easily be disguised as a woman." But then I realize my voice is a bit to deep most of the time to really play that off. ... Sorry what? Yeah maybe an ugly woman. I on the other hand am mistaken for a...

Trapped in......the body of the opposite gender

Implying Bane's voice wasn't the greatest voice ever. That reminds me of an early critique about the last Batman movie: FAMOUS QUOTES BATMAN'S ANTAGONISTS ARE KNOWN FOR: "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" - The Joker, as played by Jack Nicholson "I've played this city like...

...*facepalms* Anyway, I read an article that agrees with me about Bane's weird-ass voice. VINDICATED!! Seriously, no. It's not that fact they changed it, it's the fact they changed it to something terrible. @Taleweaver: They're not BOOBS, they're DIRTY PILLOWS. And no one will understand that refe...

I must confess my sins. first, the only reason I've heard of this forum is because of Malioboro and his stories. I continued to lurk in hopes of finding more stories but he was banned. second, I have no ambition to create a VN or play any of the VN's that are completed here third, you know that narr...