Your most daring feats of lulziness IRL

[EzzyAlpha]

I set fire to my grandma's microwave. Accidentally of course.

I was an 8 year old that didn't know alcohol was flammable.

[LVUER]

Thankfully you're not trying to cook egg or drying your wet cat using microwave ^_^

[Sapphi]

Okay, just because the microwave topic got brought up, I have to share this. Just a few days ago, someone set one of the microwaves on fire at my job. She had a sandwich wrapped in tin foil in a paper bag and put the whole assembly in the microwave Someone yelled "Your food is on fire!", she ran and got it out, started beating on the flames with her hands, my boss turned the water on in the sink so they could throw it in, and the woman turned off the water and put out the fire herself in the sink, then proceeded to eat the sandwich. The best part is someone asked her "What did you put in there?" and she was like "It was just a paper bag!"

[Shattered_Moon]

Well when I was in 5th grade, me and my two friends were walking in the woods when we saw this red bike. I got very excited and told them that we should steal it, but they talked me out of it. We kept walking and we came to this huge tree. I climbed up with one of my friends while the other stayed on the ground. We kept talking, when out of nowhere this old creepy hobo showed up and starting yelling "Don't touch my bike you **** kids! Don't steal my bike!"My friend on the ground ran around the tree to hide, and we tried to climb higher. He just watched us before walking away. He must have been following us through the woods after we passed his bike...
Not really a lulz, but it was the most daring thing I've ever done since we had to sneak out of the house.

[EzzyAlpha]

Thankfully you're not trying to cook egg or drying your wet cat using microwave ^_^

My mom once did the egg thing. We're both incredibly klutzy and absent minded.

[redcat]

My mom once did the egg thing. We're both incredibly klutzy and absent minded.

Errr... what actually happened after you put the egg in?

[Snow Blossom]

Not necessarily my most daring feat, but I think it meets the qualifications for being lulzy:
I set my school's toaster on fire. A teacher had to come and extinguish it while I stood at the side in shame. To think it all started with a slice of cheese... XD

[EzzyAlpha]

My mom once did the egg thing. We're both incredibly klutzy and absent minded.

Errr... what actually happened after you put the egg in?

The microwave's door exploded off the hinges.

[Daggett]

Boredom + sleeping bag over your entire body + three guys - any fight rules + total disregard for bodily injury = #1

[OtomeWeekend]

Don't even know if it counts as lulziness but...

I was looking for Suishou high school where I'd take my English proficiency test but I feel like I'm not reaching my destination at all so I entered a bookstore(I thought it was!) but then I hurriedly ran out away from the store because... It was a bookstore for adults! or rather a bookstore for perverted otakus! adult magazines everywhere and omg, I'm glad there weren't many people at that time or else I might have fainted out of embarrassment! I was in my innocent middle high school uniform and I'm entering an adult store! Total shame! It was snowing at that time but I can feel my face getting really hot I wanna run amok back then.

[OtomeWeekend]

double post

[azureXtwilight]

My most daring thing would be being in a simple operation without any painkillers/anesthetic. When I still lived in the village, the nurse didn't have an anesthetic when a sharp pencil broke in my leg. My parents couldn't take it out, so haha... They have to get it out my tearing apart my skin and nail it out.

As for lulziness... Well, yelling "fire"! in a corridor because of a stupid dare.

[Mirage]

Should I be happy that I'm not the only one who ever put an egg into a microwave? .___.'''
Well, at least the microwave is still intact after it exploded.

[Anna]

Let's see... when I was 6 years old I smuggled out one pack of tic tacs (you know, the orange candy) from a supermarket and constantly picked the lock on the bathroom door with a small screwdriver when it wasn't free. My parents were very very worried :D.

[Patty]

Oh my, I have many lulz stories. They're not exactly daring, though. )

Here's one of them:

I managed to melt plastic while making instant noodles. The noodles were the ones in a microwavable container. We had an oven toaster at home, and thought, "They're probably the same!" After 2-3 minutes... The black plastic became gelatin-like. The noodles were salvaged though, and I didn't get a stomachache after eating them! :3