Corrupt a Wish

[mugenjohncel]

Granted. But it would rain non stop for 20 hours dumping at least the equivalent of 2 months worth of rain which will generate a flashflood which will wash away your house including your computer taking away every precious data with it while you watch away from a safe distance with "Let's Groove Tonight" by Earth Wind and Fire playing in the background at 1.5 times normal speed...

I wish I could remember how to do ATL in Renpy where two images are shown in screen at the same time with one moving to the left and the other moving to the right and a way to dictate their speed... (no seriously, I needed this one kinda badly right now)

"POOF" (Disappears)

[LVUER]

Granted. But at the same moment, you can't remember what you want to do with it... along with all your memories about your game, your life, and everything else...

I wish there's a price drop for PS3 in my country.

[redeyesblackpanda]

Granted. The PS3 is found to cause cancer.

I wish I knew shy cute girls in real life...

[emeraldgreen]

Granted.
But the cute shy girl was a criminal with a long history of murder. And you happened to be her next victim.
I wish that I had bubble tea right now...

[Lumen_Astrum]

Granted. You found it tasty. But the next day the one who gave it to you disappeared. Along with you.


I wish Sony Vegas finally works T_T

[tuna_sushi]

Granted. The next nanosecond it works, the computer literally "crashes" because a kid threw a rock at it.
I wish my T.V. is bigger

[Lumen_Astrum]

Granted, It was so big it fell and got destroyed.

I wish I become more grade-conscious :3

[emeraldgreen]

Granted. Now grade dominates your life and you don't have time for anything or anyone...

I wish that My teacher isn't here today so that I can spend the next forty minutes sleeping >.<

[LeandroP]

Granted, but he sends you homework and it counts in the final notes.

I wish I had a 50lt dispenser of coffee.

[GJsoft]

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[LeandroP]

Granted, but your specs are not good enough and you can't run it.

I wish to have unlimited popcorn!

[HigurashiKira]

Granted, but you choke on your first bite and die~

I wish I could work for FLAT ;_;

[GJsoft]

*CONTENT DELETED*

[LeandroP]

Granted... There you go:



I wish to have a 1TB HDD.

[HigurashiKira]

Granted, and it comes with your own copy of the Confiker virus.

I wish be a better writer