Corrupt a Wish

[Celestine]

Granted. But now your the new Sleeping Beauty. And Rip Van Winkle wakes up in your place.

I wish the stars appeared all the time in the sky.

[mysterialize]

Granted, but it's only because they've gotten close enough to be visible during the day, which also leads to severe changes in gravitational fields and temperature, killing all life on earth.

I wish the spiral was a paradox.

[Dollywitch]

Granted, but the Spiral is not a Paradox.

I wish I had friends that had time for me...

[Veniae]

Granted. You are together all the time and you get on each other's nerves. In the end, you have a big fight and stop talking to each other. Permanently.

I wish I could do my homework faster...

[Dollywitch]

Granted. You are together all the time and you get on each other's nerves. In the end, you have a big fight and stop talking to each other. Permanently.

I wish I could do my homework faster...

Granted but you end up getting failed anyway.

I wish the girl I love felt the same way about me.

[Aiurax]

Granted. The girl you love feels the same way about you, but now that she's more available you eventually lose interest. She doesn't take it well when you try to explain and seeks her own wish for you to love her too. Now you're stuck in a false relationship where the love is fabricated.

I wish for my wish to be not granted.

[Dollywitch]

Your wish is half granted in a way that can neither truly be called granted or ungranted; a truly half-assed effort.

I wish my neighbours were not so fucking noisy

[redcat]

Granted. You can no longer hear your neighbor's noise. But you also cannot hear everything else. You're deaf now.

I wish nobody will reply to this post.

[OtomeWeekend]

Granted. I'm not replying to your post but replying to the thread.

I wish there would be no more tsunami drills at school(cause tsunami drills needs us to climb a MOUNTAIN which is actually just behind the school but it killed my legs and is still patched with salonpas until now Dx)

[redcat]

Granted. There will be no more tsunami drills at your school. The mountain behind your school suddenly erupted and destroyed everything around it. Your school is gone now.

I wish I can see Otome Weekend in her school uniform (and still with salonpas patches on her legs)

[Lumen_Astrum]

Granted. OtomeWeekend looked horrible with the Salonpas on her legs and thus you get blinded with it. (Sorry! DX)

I wish I can't hear the stupid voice being amplified in the microphone in this neighborhood today... there's this stupid birthday party and it's so damn noisy.

[OtomeWeekend]

*Ir's actually kinda normal to have patches and injuries here in japan(strangely) due to sports activities or club activities or just normal accidents. Especially during the sports festival(including me who twisted my ankle while running a 100m dash for the Everyone's relay). ---and I have knee socks so even though I've patched myself a lot of salonpas, no one would really notice I have them

@Lumen: Granted. You wished you CAN'T hear them and with a loud bang right before your ear, you were completely deaf and you definitely CAN'T hear them anymore xD //kidding.

I wish I could finally bring up the courage to post "that" VN. Dx

[Chorvaqueen]

Wish granted.
It's now 4chan's chewtoy thanks to the internet.

I wish someone tries to corrupt this wish.

[BlueFeather]

Granted, it's corrupted .. but you gain nothing =D

i wish i was a master at drawing (real stuff)!

[JustAnotherMe]

Granted. But after you spent a lot of time drawing, you're dead because you forgot to eat and drink anything. But your works will leave a name in the history anyway.
I wish I could be the queen of the world.