Corrupt a Wish

[Lumen_Astrum]

Granted. You became really popular that your fans stalk you everywhere. Even in the bathroom cubicle.
I wish my uncle will buy me a cellphone.

[OTM]

Granted but he buys it from the street and breaks down in a couple of days.

I wish it weren't hot tomorrow for my first day of school.

[HigurashiKira]

Granted. Enjoy going to school during the worst blizzard of the century.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow without catching some horrible disease, breaking limbs, or anything that affects my well-being or that of my close friends and family

[Mild Curry]

Granted. You stay home from school. Nothing happens to you, but your school has the most epic festival/concert/dinosaur joust ever that day, and you regret skipping for the rest of your life.

I wish I could stop staying up so late.

[SilverxBlue]

Granted! Now you sleep really, really early as in 8/9 AM early. ^^; You should have been more specific~

I wish people would just stop staring and exclaiming that I'm tall or gigantic whenever they meet me for the first time. (Seriously! 5'8 isn't that tall!)

[OtomeWeekend]

Granted, one day, you shrinked into 3"0 feet, now everyone goes on how small are you.

I wish i can re-occur the past i have super short hair now after someone stuck gum on it and i've had no choice but to get it cut TT.TT

[Niki]

Granted, but because you changed the past the future has changed as well and Earth is now populated by flamingos.

I wish I could never feel sleepy @_@

[TakeOverWorld]

Granted, but now you're never awake. You sleep forever.

I wish I could play the guitar.

[Mocha07734]

Granted, you know how to play guitar but you shall forever play absolutely horribly.
(you never specified if you needed to be good at it:P)

I wish homework could just complete itself. :T

[Hayzel]

It does, all homework does, you then suddenly get a terminal illness and because homework does itself no one learned everything and they end up giving you the wrong treatments and you die painfully. ((X3 Sorry. That was a little too specific)

I wish I was better looking X[

[Snow Blossom]

Granted. Now you're so good-looking that mad fangirls and fanboys stalk you and sell candid photos of you, while others are driven mad with jealousy and are constantly out for your life.

I wish cockroaches would stop creeping down the hallways and classrooms in my school! D:<

[HigurashiKira]

Granted, they now hide in your closets and toilets. Waiting for you.

I wish I had more time on my hands

[Arcanum]

Granted, now you're a Time Lord. Now people can live their entire lives with you, but you can't spend the rest of your life with the people you love. You have to live on. Alone.

I wish I'd make less pop culture references.

[Mild Curry]

Granted. You forget every bit of media that has ever passed into your brain. All your memories of books, TV, movies, games, music--everything--are gone, and you have no idea what anyone's talking about anymore.

I wish I could come up with the best thesis ever for my paper.

[LVUER]

Granted. But your thesis is so awesome that no one believes you made it. You are forced to remake your thesis from scratch.

I wish I could understand how this universe works.