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I dunno if there is already a thread like this... but it seemingly dead so I'm giving this a shot.

Rules:
I'll make a wish and the next person will post anything to contradict it then he/she shall make a wish as well and so on and so forth.
If ever the wish is impossible to corrupt, you can just say "not granted".

Example:
1st person: I wish I am rich.
2nd person: Granted. But everyone hates you cause you became bratty. I wish I was born during the world war.
3rd person: Granted. But you wouldn't even see the sun rising cause your mom will get shot even before giving birth. I wish I can fly to the sky.
blah blah blah and so on and so forth.

Easy right?

Let me start:

I wish I could by a new(again) smartphone cause heck, just a few months I've bought it and its an old model again...

Granted. But you didn't realized that you bought it from a black market and so you get sent to jail. I wish I can work and live in Japan.

congrats! you live and work in a japanese sewer. :0
I wish I could draw backgrounds~

kersplode wrote:I wish I could draw backgrounds.

Granted. But you'll draw and color it in MS Paint using an under powered laptop's touchpad. I wish to appear at least once in a ren'py demo distribution in any way possible

"POOF" (Disappears)

Granted. But even before winning the audition for it, you got struck by lightning and appeared in a "prevent wearing red on rainy days" CM instead(hey, I never intended to say this but it perfectly fitted your red hawaiian shirt. )

I wish our summer vacation lasts forever ＴＴへＴＴ

it does! but the seasons never change, and now all plants have died out because they never started blossoming. earth now has a limited oxygen supply. :D
I wish to be a space palaeontologist.

uhm, please stick to "granted" or "not granted" instead of random words(congrats and it does etc.), kersplode. Let's make it neat(read the rules and examples.) ^^"

Granted. But you failed to pass the exam cause you didn't study playing VNs 24/7

EDIT: I forgot to wish! Dx

I wish akane didn't exist in the 999 game. <_<

<Ummm... but you didn't write a new wish>

OtomeWeekend wrote: I wish akane didn't exist in the 999 game. <_<

Granted! She gets her own game that becomes game of the year, despite how bad and cliched it is!

I wish I could find where I left my external hard drive's USB 3.0 cable.

Granted! You found the cable! But it's completely frayed and broken!

I wish I was warmer~

Ris wrote: I wish I was warmer~

Granted, but it comes with a heat wave that lasts several days

I wish there was more yaoi in the Higurashi OVA

Hayzel wrote:I wish there was more yaoi in the Higurashi OVA

Granted. But they'll end up dead, naked with dangling intestines and scattered internal organs the next day. I wish to appear at least once in a ren'py demo distribution but as the main speaker... just once...

"POOF" (Disappears)

Granted. But you'll be used more as a dodgeball than a main speaker.
I wish I can get tinted contact lenses.

Granted! Unfortunately, because of a manufacturing defect, they bun themselves into your corneas, and you're now blind. I wish my son would grow up a strong, happy, and successful part of society.

DarkSpartan wrote:Granted! Unfortunately, because of a manufacturing defect, they bun themselves into your corneas, and you're now blind. I wish my son would grow up a strong, happy, and successful part of society.

Granted! And then 2012 happens, and there is no more society anymore!

I wish I could go to bed.