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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:16 pm
by cloudyssky
Granted, but every time you fall asleep you'll have nightmares.

I wish my headphones would never break.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:37 pm
by LVUER
Granted. But it's so heavy that it fell through your floor and straight to the center of Earth, destroying the core, and ignites the Armageddon.

I wish I could eat for three to five days worth of food/water and never have to feel hungry/thirsty for three to five days too.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:39 pm
by Lumen_Astrum
Granted. But then because you ate too much, after five days your stomach exploded.
I wish I won't get lazy to go to the bathroom all the time. >_>

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:47 am
by BlueFeather
Granted, you spend the rest of your life in a bathroom (:

i wish i was smarter ^^

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:36 am
by Tag-
Granted. You are now the smartest person on earth, and scientists cannot wait for you to die so that they can get their hands on your brain to study.

I wish I was able to finish my work faster.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 6:28 am
by Schizanthe
Granted. You finish your work much faster than before but sacrifice quality, instead.

I wish my nail polish would dry evenly.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:51 pm
by Funnyguts
It dries evenly, but you do such a bad job putting it on that you coat your entire hand in polish.

I wish spambots would be more entertaining. (I remember one that told an exciting story about Santa. Why can't more spammers be like that one?)

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:45 pm
by Sunlit-Dreamer
Granted. But now it's near impossible to tell spambots apart from real people, maybe even possibly having the ability to report our own posts.

I wish that I won't have nightmares of the scary Korean webtoon I saw earlier. ><

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 7:06 am
by Funnyguts
You won't have nightmares after you realize how cheesy and unscary that was. Instead you'll end up having nightmares about something actually scary, like the possibility of a brown recluse biting you in your sleep.

I wish I didn't have to go through time linearly.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:40 pm
by Celestine
Granted you jump through time paradoxas periodically every week you forget which memories are from which same parallel universe come from that you can't tell reality from dreaming.

I wish horror movies didn't exist.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:52 pm
by Snow Blossom
Granted. Now many people find the world so unexciting that they go around killing real people - and their first target is you.

I wish that Cheese in the Trap (a Korean webtoon) could be scanlated ><

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:08 pm
by Death_HUG
Granted! But that's the only Korean webtoon that's scanlated.

I wish I could do well on my Algebra 2 test tomorrow.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:43 pm
by Shattered_Moon
Granted! However, you do so well they think you cheated and they give you a zero for the test.

I wish I had a piano.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:55 pm
by Sunlit-Dreamer
Granted. But everything is off key, needing to be retuned completely which forces you to pay hundreds of dollars to the jerk retuner.

I wish that my brother arrives here safely.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:10 am
by Desu_Cake
Granted. But then wherever you are gets hit by a nuclear bomb.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early in the mornings.