I'll start things off with an example.
Pick 12 of your OCs.
01. Ellis Nineveh (Skylessia)
02. Norville Banks (Skylessia)
03. Katarin Annette Zwingley (Skylessia)
04. Sala Manderos (Skylessia)
05. Jeffrey Hyun-Shik Cho (FA:NG)
06. Kurt William Davis (FA:NG)
07. Douglas Aristotle Weston (FA:NG)
08. Matthew Ellis Welch (FA:NG)
09. Gregor James Donovan (FA:NG)
10. Michelle Andrea Cavanaugh (FA:NG)
11. Hugo Boss (Pointy Inc.)
12. Nedrick Flanders (Pointy Inc., guy to the left with the hat)
01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
Boss would make a better college professor, because his troll-level is far higher. He would teach Business, and grade on the curve of 'whoever survives to the end of the semester passes'.
02) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Depends on how much you're into goatees, heterochromia, and Machiavelli.
03) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Nedrick goes on a power trip by finally ordering someone else to get him coffee. Matthew succeeds, provided that his friends don't get in the way.
04) What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Greg's favorite book is Axe Cop, Vol. 1.
05) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Honestly it would make equal sense for both of them to swear fealty to each other, because both of them would have a plan to manipulate the other into doing something that falls within their goals anyways.
06) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Tough call. Jeff might flip a coin to determine who he rooms with, or just say screw the rules and take both of them in. It would be a pretty awesome household either way.
07) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
They go to a diner. Nedrick proceeds to get bored out of his skull as Douglas gives a big spiel about transhumanism while Banks stares blankly at him/takes mental notes.
08) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Katarin challenges Mike to an dance-off. As Mike has learned well from Jeff, it is epic.
09) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
Matthew would use his superior height and intelligence to snatch the incriminating photo from Ellis while he wasn't looking.
10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
The Quiet, Productive Day With No Disturbances Whatsoever
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Easy. Sala needs some trustworthy lug to follow orders and not ask too many questions. Ellis doesn't ask questions and will slaughter nearly anything you point him at in the name of glory. All she has to do is ask.
12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I'd be mildly annoyed by Douglas until I found a subject both he and I shared a common interest in.
13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Conquer the known world.
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
N/A, but I haven't gotten anyone to draw him yet.
15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Banks would back Jeff because he's more amiable.
16) What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"CAN'T GET AWAY MATTHEEEEEEEEEEW"
17) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Owata Turkish March, because being Matthew is suffering.
18) 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Nedrick would concede. Kurt would bribe Ellis with an axe and seize the pancake for himself.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
"You require my services to capture your erstwhile companions? It just so happens that I am an expert at catching them all." *takes out Pokeball-shaped smoke bombs*
20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
It's easier to list the things Jeff wouldn't be likely to be arrested for.
21) What is 6's secret?
He isn't naturally inclined to like people.
22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Greg would go beyond the impossible, aided by the fact that he is racing a midget.
23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
It's like choosing between two fails here, but Douglas is tall and I could use him as a distraction long enough to escape peril.
24) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
With Sala's gang threatening to take over the underworld, the Vikings and the Metalheads form a hasty alliance, the former sending Ellis as their representative, the latter sending Greg. However, Greg's usual quiet nature rubs Ellis entirely the wrong way, and their lack of teamwork nearly gets them both killed in battle, only to be saved by the timely intervention of what appears to be a small demon in a business suit. He introduces himself as Boss and they proceed to wreck Sala's cronies.
Maybe too easily, as Boss immediately switches sides and blasts Ellis and Greg into the ground.
When they come to, they discover a note saying that they'd better surrender, or Nedrick gets it. Neither Ellis nor Greg particularly care about some random guy, so they decide to storm Sala's hideout.
Just then, Jeff appears before them, decks them out in his best Renaissance Faire gear, and tells them that even as they are now, they could never hope to defeat Sala. They must seek out the mad noblewoman Katarin, who will give them what they require.
They seek her out and she gives them a minigun and an elephant chariot. When the battle is over, the entire city is leveled, but Ellis and Greg have technically won.
Wait, a title? I guess I'd call it "Search and Destroy".






