Type in any name and the generator will spit out a quote. Use it for your name, your friends' names, and even your characters' names!
Here's the results for my characters:
Zang! Who is that, skulking along the hotel lobby! It is Terry Fuchida, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She roars ominously: "I'm going to pummel you with such disregard for common sense, your timbers will shiver!!!" That's what happens when she goes tsuntsun.
Sprinting amidst the steppes, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Aaron Gardner! And he gives a gutteral scream: "I'm going to smack you beyond mortal comprehension!!"
Rampaging on the icy wasteland, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Elise Greene! And she gives a mighty roar: "As sure as predators devour prey, I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!"
Stalking on the tarmac, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Alfonse Klein! And he gives a low cry: "I'm going to punch you so painfully, your momma won't recognize you!!!"
Prowling along the candy store, swinging a meaty axe, cometh Renee Miller! And she gives a mighty cry: "I'm seriously going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!"
Lo! Who is that, stalking amidst the terrain! It is Joshua Nguyen, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a gutteral cry, his voice cometh: "This one's for you, mom! I desecrate like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, striding over the plains! It is Santos Rivera, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He howls mightily: "I'm going to bludgeon you until you are hot and bothered!!!"
Sprinting along the freeway, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Xavier Zubiondo! And he gives an ominous grunt: "This one's for you, mom! I bring darkness and mayhem until everything has croaked!!"