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#1 Post by Taleweaver » Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:53 pm

This one can be yours, for the low, low price of 1.1 million dollars:


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#2 Post by Arelune » Tue Jul 31, 2012 3:56 pm

Sure, I have just that amount of money lying on my desk!

...It is kinda cool though. :D
Is there actually any law that would forbid such a vehicle from driving on the road? (From the looks of the video, at least not in Japan.)
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#3 Post by TrickWithAKnife » Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:08 pm

I would love to use this for half an hour. But I couldn't imagine what I'd do with it if I owned it.

The price is insane, but the add-ons are even worse. $80k for the radio unit. $200k for a different head. Madness.

The footage of it driving through the city is fake.
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#4 Post by Sapphi » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:17 pm

Nah, I don't need a Kuratas. I already have my Maxima, Keiko. If I came home with one of these things she might get mad at me and dump sunroof water on me again, or shut herself off on a country road at 1AM again. She's a jealous and feisty lady... but so very beautiful... *w*

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#5 Post by redeyesblackpanda » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:24 pm

I love how you can pay $100 for a cup holder. :lol:
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#6 Post by wakagana » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:30 pm

Pfttt..I aint buying nothing until I can control all the body movements and have a badass robot helmet THING.

-puts money back in his pocket-

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#7 Post by J. Datie » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:44 pm

I got all excited, but then I saw it doesn't have legs. How's it supposed to do an Inazuma Kick if it doesn't have legs?!

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#8 Post by FragmentedBergyo » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:45 pm

At the end where it went "H E L L O H U M A N S", I kinda expected a "PREPARE FOR DESTRUCTION" to follow.

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#9 Post by Taleweaver » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:01 pm

To those complaining that this mecha still isn't quite as good as they're expecting (missing legs, etc), keep in mind that this is the first commercially available mecha ever.

Here's a picture of the first commercially available car ever:
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Now think a little how cars look today, think how fast technology is advancing at the moment and draw your own conclusions.

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#10 Post by FragmentedBergyo » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:07 pm

To be fair, I suspect getting such a car today could become fashionable at one point.

Just imagine it - you put on your shades and leather gloves, sit in your old-sKool Benz with a burning"Hot Wheels" inscribed on it, wait a couple of minutes for the motor to start up (or possibly explode). Then, race through the city, enjoy the wind in your hair and the envious(?) glances of the passersby. Now, that's living the life.

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#11 Post by wakagana » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:14 pm

The first Tool of humans.

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#12 Post by chocojax » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:19 pm

I really liked how she was grinning when she was talking on the phone, loool.

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#13 Post by J. Datie » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:43 pm

That old car just reminds me of how we still don't have hover cars. C'mon, science people, I had dreams! Stolen from Sci-Fi movies!

Although, I guess this robot is better than those Transformers movies, so it evens out.

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#14 Post by FragmentedBergyo » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:52 pm

J. Datie wrote:That old car just reminds me of how we still don't have hover cars. C'mon, science people, I had dreams! Stolen from Sci-Fi movies!
Then let me offer you a glimmer of hope!
http://www.gizmag.com/hoverbike/18813/

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#15 Post by Faze » Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:24 pm

Aw gosh darn it, I left my 1.1 million dollars in my other jacket.

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