MIRC - Something I came across randomly

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mugenjohncel · #1 Post by **mugenjohncel** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:40 am

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mokenju1 · #2 Post by **mokenju1** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:31 am

Thanks for sharing mugenjohncel

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I don't care if all those things really happened or not, because I have been literally crying because of laughing so much while reading some of them.

chronoluminaire · #3 Post by **chronoluminaire** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:32 am

mugenjohncel wrote:Something I came across while surfing the net randomly

http://www.bash.org/?top

Oh, bash.org is a classic. It's been around for years, but it's got some superb quotes in the top 100 or 200. Some of them are rather NSFW, and some of them are in rather poor taste, but it's a definite classic site

lordcloudx · #4 Post by **lordcloudx** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:06 pm

I like this one

<DmncAtrny> I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."
<DmncAtrny> And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer
<DmncAtrny> and run like hell

It's reusable, you could change "brick" to anything you like.

mugenjohncel · #5 Post by **mugenjohncel** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:24 pm

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F.I.A · #6 Post by **F.I.A** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:17 pm

IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

These hit my laugh nerve.

Enerccio · #7 Post by **Enerccio** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:39 am

This two are perfect ^^

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

NetGenSuperstar · #8 Post by **NetGenSuperstar** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:18 am

Someone doesn't understand the concept of file sharing:

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

chronoluminaire · #9 Post by **chronoluminaire** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:37 am

Heehee, I love the potato one...

Raikiri · #10 Post by **Raikiri** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:54 am

I was laughing so hard over this one that I was actually hurting.

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

I admit that my humor is a little on the perverse side, but... Damn!

<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Oh, sweet irony.

monele · #11 Post by **monele** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:54 am

bash stole me sleep last night ;o;... But it gave me laughs in return

kara24601 · #12 Post by **kara24601** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:25 am

Never "heard" of bash.org before....hmm...so far pretty interesting

I already especially love the very first thing :

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO STFU
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

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