Hudzon wrote:My HDD crashed (again) so I lost my entire collection of quotes (again).
Thus I want to get some inspiration from you guys.
Post your favorite quotes. They can be from anywhere, but you get bonus points if they're from a VN.
To start off, here's one of mine:
"Where is Heaven? - Above the sky and at your feet"
~Ever17
I tend more towards the humorous then the inspirational, but I'll give it my best shot. These are all video game quotes:
"This is the town of Boyzby. And you know what? If you talk to me again, I'll say the exact same thing!" -Random NPC,
Thousand Arms
"In my youth I was known as Salabash the Gold, for it was said that I had a heart of gold- small, hard and yellow. I cursed the one who started THAT so that he could only talk through his rear and defecate through his mouth the rest of his days. The apellation 'the Onyx' soon followed, in the same vein but not nearly as witty." -Salabash the Onyx,
Planescape:Torment
"No doubt Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder." -
Jigsaw, after the drunken PC hugs a French doorman. (Voted worst pun of the year in the annual XYZZY awards.)
"Hey! Free dirt!" -
Zork: Grand Inquisitor
Guard 1: "Read him his rights!"
Guard 2: *takes small book out of pocket, opens it, reads:* "You have no rights."
-
Zork: Grand Inquisitor (Dumb but funny.)
One that's not really a quote- In
Chrono Trigger, during the final battle, it's revealed that Lavos has been manipulating all human existence to attain for himself the ultimate evolutionary form. (Or something like that- I didn't quite get it.) Our heroes, unable to take the idea that their entire race is basically cattle and their enemy so much greater than them, fall into despair and start angsting over life's lack of purpose. Then Crono, mute as always, looks Lavos right in the eyes and draws his sword with a sharp "ching"- a bold gesture of defiance that galvanizes his allies into action. Who says you need to make big speeches to be an inspiring leader?
"Link checked the chest. Wow! This is a nice chest!"
Zelda 4: Link's Awakening
A few VN ones:
"We're sorry, but as my dad is ugly, no picture of him will be provided." -PC breaking the fourth wall in
True Love
"Excuse me but could you please fuck off?" -potential mate from
True Love rejecting the PC
(PC calls the "childhood friend" girl to ask for a date:)
"Hello, who is this?"
"..."
"Hello?"
*disguised voice*"Har har... what color are your knickers?"
"Eww, gross!" *hangs up*
"... Damn, why did I do that?"
-
True Love, again- some good dialogue in this game.
"Erm, okay, there's 'tsundere', and then there's 'Likes to attack you with KNIVES!'" -a friend on Makoto from
Tokimeki Check-In!
Some from a
Geneforge FAQ that I started but never finished:
"Hear me, Shaper. You made us. We owe much to you. But you Shapers, with all your might, all your power, all your wisdom, are not immune to steel. You will shred us. You will mow us down like wheat. But we will win!"
-Leader Khobar
"It sad day when Shaper more pitiful than Ghurk."
-Ghurk, on learning you don't have 10 coins to pay his bandit toll.
"Sencia think she all smart. But there many way be smart. I watch and listen. And this I know: Sencia need listen more. Her talk make her no listen."
-Clakkit
"'Not long ago, my bonded was lost. His name was Hudge. A vlish poisoned him, and he died.'
[...]
'What does it mean to be Bonded?'
'He was my mate. My love.'
Interesting. Though you knew that serviles were fertile and could reproduce (because it would be a waste
of effort to magically create all that were needed) you never thought about their mating rituals and such.
It isn't something Shapers pay much attention to."
-dialogue between the player character and Natley
"I think I am having some success awakening the natural desires of Thorn Batons." -Buron
"You are standing atop a volcano, about to erupt, and you look for butterflies." -Clois
"I told him it sounded like mad crap. That led to him not liking me as much." -Astrov
"'I must take your strength. I must make you weak. Only if you let me feed will I let you past.'
'And you have done so. You scare me. You make me feel weak. I have paid.'"
-a Guardian Shade and the Hero. (Yes, he falls for it. Shades are not known for their brains...)
An old DOS game called
Alien Logic also has some great ones:
"Seeing you is like impaling myself on the reflection of infinity."
-Sha-Imsa, who doesn't like you.
"Leave or I'll have my corastin guard pummel you mercilessly. I'm just that kind of a guy."
-Daclish LeClur, who doesn't like anyone.
"We will kill you now. If you run... we will kill you later. The end result will be the same."
-random Ramian
"This is ludicrous. The Cleash will kill me for sure."
"I wouldn't say that, <CHARNAME>. [...] According to my calculations, you stand a 27.4% chance of survival."
-hero and Salrough Gomo
"It would be just awful if you failed. You'd be dead, I'd be dead, and where would that get us?"
-Salrough Gomo
"Your days are numbered..."
"My days are numbered- yes. Your days are over- yes."
-hero and Cleash commander
"You fat four-eyed pibber!"
-an old insult
"Disclaimer: No corondon, mandare, beagre, or scragger were harmed in the making of this game. However, we did kill pibber."
-from the end credits (It's possible, in fact beneficial, to complete the entire game without killing a single pibber.)