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Alternative bishoujo games (just for fun)

#1 Post by mikey »

This is a thread for fun, I've expanded my list of alternative bishoujo titles and their descriptions. Essentially puns on existing or upcoming game titles:

- Melty Flood: Can you avoid the environmental disaster of the polar ice caps?
- Morning ~ A breath of mouth: a game sponsored by Listerine
- Girlfriend Of Plastic: Will you be able to form a lasting relationship with your inflatable doll?
- Oxygen: The game that has only the very best of Air
- Tomoyo Laughter: The Joker may be dead, but Batman's new adversary isn't funny at all
- Flat Girl Alliance: Experience the interactive history of WonderBra
- Gibbon: Your father gets divorced, but instead of a new hot young mom, he brings home a monkey!
- Ever 37: How well can you manage your mid-life crisis?
- Late/Stay Night: Help little boys get to watch that action movie mom has forbidden
- Anonono ~ Operation Stuttering: You have 30 days to get rid of it, otherwise you'll be laughed at in high school.
- I'm Gonna Nerve You 4: Tsunderekko, meganekko, childhood friend... how much moe can a man take?
- Cross/Channel: Can France and Britain ever be friends?

Feel free to add your versions!

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Kanon - You play as Johann Pachelbel, in a harem game centered around the composition of your most famous work.

Birru Miru Kusuri - You get involved in the lives of three girls you meet at Moe's Tavern.
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mikey wrote: - Cross/Channel: Can France and Britain ever be friends?
I can't help but feel that there may be some dispute in some quarters as to which were the 'good' ends... ;-)
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#4 Post by Samu-kun »

These are great. XD

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Very very good :)

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Haha they are great :D You've got a good imagination for these things!

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Pika Carrot: In which you work at a cafe where everyone dresses up like Pikachu
Kimagure Strawberry Road: You're a girl in charge of a cafe where half the cast are espers, and the other are still preoccupied with 1985
December When There is No Anger: It's a lousy December. You were depressed, but now you're back on your meds.
Mental Graffiti: All those memories of almost getting together with girls before you moved away? They were all in your mind...

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These are GREAT! I really like Pika Carrot and Late/Stay Night ...had me laugh out loud on those two :)
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Koneko no Naku Koro Ni- Kittens- When they cry

A psychological thriller that has nothing to do with kittens except for a few cameos.

Seinarukana- Spirits of Eternity Sword


You run a tavern known as 'Eternity Sword', which specialises in selling distilled alcoholic beverages.

Nanatsuiro Flops

Like Nanatsuiro Drops, except without Noiji Itou doing the art, and the story being written by chimpanzees.

Da Capo


You play as a musician who plays a violin made from the wood of a magic cherry blossom tree.

Kurogane no Soliel


You play as Kurogane, from Tsubasa Chronicles, who is suffering from depression after getting beaten by an underage Valkyrie and a guy who is half blind.

Koihime†Musou


...I'm sorry. The game's premise is already so bizarre that it is beyond my abilities to parody it.

Little Busters! Ecstasy

Ecstasy was the reaction of fanboys when this was announced. (Release Date: Tomorrow.)

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So much response, thanks everyone!
gekiganwing's titles inspired me:

Environmental Graffitti - being a member of eco-radicals, you try to prevent the Melty Flood disaster
Dia Carrot - The girls are sweet, but the food is sugar-free!
Sylon wrote:Koneko no Naku Koro Ni- Kittens- When they cry
A psychological thriller that has nothing to do with kittens except for a few cameos.
... *gulp* it also could be a game about torturing cats.

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Sylon wrote:Koneko no Naku Koro Ni- Kittens- When they cry
A psychological thriller that has nothing to do with kittens except for a few cameos.
... *gulp* it also could be a game about torturing cats.[/quote]

We shall know soon enough.

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Duffle!: Date girls with duffle products, such as duffle bags and duffle coats.

April Fool Days: Play as many tricks as you can every April Fools Day.

Resort Coin: Can a single coin really let you have resort fun?

Phoenix Wrong: Your lawyer isn't so smart. Do something.

Chaos;Bread: Ever thought that bread was just food? Think again. They're alive and they're here for retaliation.

Forget-Me-Now: You owe bank money a lot. How will you make them forget it? (it's not even possible)
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H2SO4 - Footprints in the Sand

Johnny, a chemist's son, makes a tragic mistake. As the sulfuric acid eats through his body, he begins to get delusions of meeting girls, including one who thinks she's a deity. Then it gets really weird.

Clannad

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PyTom wrote:H2SO4 - Footprints in the Sand

Johnny, a chemist's son, makes a tragic mistake. As the sulfuric acid eats through his body, he begins to get delusions of meeting girls, including one who thinks she's a deity. Then it gets really weird.
:D I love this, and I have my own alternative, too:

H2SO4 - Droplets in the Hand - How quickly can sulfuric acid eat through your limbs?

some more:

Political Point - Addressing critical issues of the society, with reasonably attractive female analysts.
Bazooka Cafe - Welcome to the sit-com that sees wartime veteans tell their stories for the 1725th time.
Glamorous Professor Harry - Could it be, your teacher is actually the prince of England?

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Just going through G-Collection's back catalog.

Chain

Can you find love... through a chain letter?

Private Nurse

When the state-run health system puts Hiroki on a 3-year waiting list, his only hope is private-sector healthcare.
(The only H-Game endorsed by the Republican Party)

Tottemo Pheromone

... the short name of the full research paper: "An Experimental Evaluation of the Effects of the Tottemo Pheromone on the Libido of Female Homo Sapiens."

Do You Like Horny Bunnies?

"No, sorry. I'm more into catgirls." "Bad Ending"

Do You Like Horny Bunnies? 2

TIM: "I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--"
ARTHUR: "Oh, shut up!"

Secret Wives' Club

I'm not sure why a knitting club needs to be secret, anyway.

Virgin Roster

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