the never-ending Lemmasoft renai fan-fic

[Megaman Z]

[this is for the registered users to pretty much have their way in where a story goes. pretty much, what a person does is put a small piece of storyline, then two-five choices. the next guy replies with their choise, and has to branch the story off that tangent to extend the story and the cycle continues. you should be able to catch on after a while. if nessisary, I will declare a story "dead" and start a new one.]

[pretty much, this is going to be one heck of a random story.]

you: *sigh* this has got to be a perfectly normal day. the lake is calm, the poptarts aren't burned this time (three days ago, they were completely scorched), the mail is on time, the roof is leaking... again... I have to remember not to let the tub overflow... [sweatmark]. now for business...

you walk outside and...

A) see a pink-haired girl (who doesn't look like Miko. sorry, TOL fans!)
B) see some jerk speeding down the road
>>C) have a brick fall on your head

[reminder: the next person picks a choice and continues the story off that choise as they see fit, and then adds two to five choises!]

[clubanimon]

C) have a brick fall on your head ((i had to...))

You:....ow.
After blacking out on my front steps for who knows how long i'm awakened by a wet, sticky feeling.
...God i hope thats not blood.

A voice:No! Thats a bad kiki leave that drunk alone!
You: Nnn...my head.
A voice:oh dear! Your head! This dilapitated old house must of crumbed onto you, you should sue!
If only...
Slowly opening my eyes everything is blurry for a long moment and then i see...

A)A pretty blond girl holding a black cat
B)A pretty blond boy holding a white cat
C)A talking turtle with a calico cat on its shell[/i]

[Beta]

C)A talking turtly with a calico cat on its shell

you: uh...

there is an uncomfortable silence

the turtle waves it's... limb in front of you

turtle: are you awake?
you: uh... I think... are you a turtle?
turtle: not really. I'm just a random girl in a turtle costume. name's Naolin.
you: so...

A)"...you're on my porch why?"
B)"...are you hot in there?"
C)"...can I see your real face, Naolin?"
>>D)[say nothing]

[PyTom]

are you a turtle?

You bet your sweet ass I am.

Spot the reference. Sorry, but this post was triggered by a priority interrupt. We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

[Megaman Z]

are you a turtle?

You bet your sweet [ahem] I am.

Spot the reference. Sorry, but this post was triggered by a priority interrupt. We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

????

back OT>>
D)[say nothing]

Naolin: what? cat got your tongue?

speaking of the cat, where did it-

you: OW!!!!

the cat bit you at the foot

do you:

A) curse at the cat
B) curse at self
>>C) curse at the house
D) curse at Naolin
E) bandage the head wound you have

[clubanimon]

C) curse at the house

Another brink fell off the roof and smacked on the head again...your house doesn't like you very much.
Blacking out...again, you awake inside a cozy little room. And since it is cozy and not falling apart its safe to assume its not your house!

As you go to stand you notice somthing..
A) You can't move anything below your neck..
B) The cat is pinniung down...but its just a normal little kitty!!
C) Your tied down to the bed..

[Megaman Z]

A) you can't move anything below your neck...

...which in itself is problematic because your headwound is... yep, still unbandaged...

you scream for someone to help.

a girl with blonde hair comes in...

girl: oh! you're awake.

you: what happened?

girl: after you cursed at the house...

(yep, that's Naolin all right...)

Naolin: ...this brick fell on you and-

you: okay, I remember now. but...

A)"...could you please bandage my head?"
B)"...where am I?"
C)"...where's the cat?"
D)"...why is my house crumbling apart?"
E)"...is your cat venomous?"

[Iaman]

E) Is your cat venomous?
Naolin: Why... yes, it is. How did you know?
You: Well, with the fact that I can see my foot swelling, it seemed obvious.
Naolin: Waiiii!!! I'll go get some medecine for that!
*Naolin leaves the room, leaving you alone with the cat*
*The cat jumps onto your face*
What do you do?

A) Yell for Naolin.
B) Shake your head, trying to get the cat off.
C) Bite the cat.
D) Bite your tongue in a suicide attempt.
E) Shoot a giant laser out of your mouth, annihilating the cat.

[Megaman Z]

[Iaman, how would a giant laser *BOOOOOM* ...never mind]

B) shake your head, trying to get the cat off.

it doesn't work...

you shake some more...

it's not working!

(now what, Einstein?)

A) Yell for Naolin.
B) Shake your head, trying to get the cat off.
C) Bite the cat.
D) Bite your tongue in a suicide attempt.
E) attempt to activate rollback to try to avoid the situation altogether
F) save the game and do choise X, where X is equal to a value in the following set: {A, B, C, D, E}

[note: if somebody does "E)", I expect something completely random. double points if F is used as well!]

[to explain the saving thing: if somebody uses a provided Save choise, then if someone else declares a story dead, they can have you continue at that Save or to have a new story altogether. you cannot "restore a save" midstory. sorry. you can't. I won't be happy. I should probably stop this now...]

[Beta]

[at the risk of getting flamed for one of two things, I respond...]

A) Yell for Naolin

Naolin barges in, hands full, and quickly yells at the cat.

Naolin: "LUNA! GET OFF HIM RIGHT NOW!"

Luna jumps off of you. you catch your breath as Naolin sets some of the stuff in her hands on a nearby desk. she then grabs a purple potion and walks over to you.

Naolin: "I know this is probably going to taste real bad, but it's for your own good..."

you drink the potion, trying not to throw up... it tastes like... scratch that, it tastes WORSE than male cow dung. (Not that you have eaten any, but it just tastes so bad, that's the only way to describe it)

Naolin: "it should take effect in about... ten minutes"

great. she leaves, taking Luna this time (that pesky venomous cat!), thus leaving you to...

A) fall asleep, dreaming of women. like usual.
B) think about what Luna could have done.
C) wonder what size bra Naolin wears. (pervert!)
>>D) karaoke to yourself without music


[the reasons I think I may be flamed is [A] I just ressurected a thread which you people may have considered dead, and I skipped on "saving the game", which probably someone else considered doing.]

[Otaku Dash]

D)Karaoke to yourself without music

After a while, you start to realize something.... the aparent bad taste in the medicine is a sign that you actualy are alergic to the medicine. As a side effect you start to alucinate, and you brain trick you to think that you are in a Karaoke bar. Listening to the imaginary music you start to sing loudly..... but then you start to feel pain....a brick falls in your head. After a while you remember that you can't sing well... in fact the only thing compared to your voice singing is the back side of an accident! You snap out of the alucination to find out that the house starts to crumble because of the vibrations of your voice...

*BOOOM*

A fast load of bricks falls on top os you... as you try not to sucomb to the wave of pain that you feel in your body, you:

1) TRY to call for help...
2) Start to recognize that this has been a REALLY bad day!
3) Find out that pain is not so bad after all. (A new Maso is born!)
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Hiya all! I was able to come here after seeing that tomorrow due to my busy shedule, and the fact that i'll become 1 year older (huzza for me... one more step till the end) so i won't be able to come here as promised.
Btw i'll have more info about my new Project "Iluminaire: The quest for Higher Heaven" soon.

[Megaman Z]

(A new Sado is born!)
[edited by Otaku Dash: (A new Maso is born!)

[eh? must be some inside joke I don't know about...]

2) Start to recognize that this is really a bad day.

in an instant, your life flashes before your eyes. which, in reality, has been a bunch of lying around, writing Py'Ren scripts, and playing renai games created with Py'Ren.

(Py'Ren in itself is a powerful Renai game engine that is all coded by the arthor using a text editor. someone was going to make a frontend, but we never heard from him again, so the creator of Py'Ren adjusted a special coding editor to handle the script files so we could see any obvious syntax errors like that missing ")" on line 2384596749484 [catch breath] 1928437457 that would have taken eons to find and... wait, back to the story...).

today (you think) has been summarized by three things: falling bricks, a girl that wears a turtle outfit, and a venomous cat. yeah, that's your life. all of it. minus that girl you had relations with. [let's not go there! -MMZ]

now that the flashback is over, do you:

A) TRY to call for help
>>B) try to move [the potion might have worked, after all...]
C) sit there and die

[Otaku Dash]

Off-Topic:

MMZ-> Sado... oops i meant maso: Masoquist. I'll edit that

B) try to move [the potion might have worked after all...]

you gather your strenght and try to move. You try to jump out of it and.... with minimal effort you jump 3 meters in the air!! Before you have time to think how you did it, you realize that you are falling. However instead of crashing in the ground like any normal human being does after jumping 3 meters (don't ask how any human being could do that); before hitting the ground, you do a backdash somerassult and land safelly!

"How could this be.." you think to yourself.... the you realize something...

"It must have been that!" The alergy from the medicine combined with the poison from the cat, mutated your DNA giving you super Ninja abilities!!! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT HAPPENING!!!

Now, taking away the dust from your clothes, you:

1) Start roaming the city to look for victims to test your new abilities.
2) Go look for Naolin, and thank her for what she did to you... and with luck take her out to lunch.
3) Start gathering energy like some well known fighting anime (Dbz...lol)
4) Look for troubled peple so that you can help them with your new abilities.

[Iaman]

3) Start gathering energy like some well known fighting anime (Dbz...lol)

You sit there going "Haaa! Huuuaaa! Haaagghh! HHhhuuuaaaaghhhh!" and then your hair turns yellow.

What do you do now?

1)Go look for Naolin.
2)Go find that damn cat.
3)Find your old rivals( in love ) and beat them up!
4)Use your newfound powers to save people.
5)Use your newfound powers to take over the world! Mwahahahaha!
6)Join the Kids Next Door! Wheeeee!

[Megaman Z]

2)Go find that damn cat.

now... where did that cat go... do you search:

A) Naolin's house (at least, you think it's her house...)
B) 106th and park (who knows?)
C) Your (now demolished) house
D) some random house that appeared today (or the day when the bricks fell down...)