I guess I'd start.
THAT FREAKING, CRAZY DUDE FROM ASSASSIN'S CREED!
There you are having a mission to complete that involves stealth assassination then all of a sudden this crazy dude pops out of nowhere and pushes you causing you to lose your focus and even sometimes he pushes you towards the guards and there was even one who pushed me into the water during a docks mission.
Thanks to him, I've screwed up a few of my missions and I've been shouting "Leave me alone!" and "What the hell is up with you!" at my cousin's PS3 every minute or so, causing my family to look at me like I'm a freaking retard.
I think I might want to throw in that little fairy who shouts HEY!, LISTEN! and WATCH OUT! in that Gamecube game Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time, but the last time I played that was a long, long time ago so I don't want to rant about her anymore.










