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The worst VN/KN ever created [Phase 2]

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:17 pm
by TrickWithAKnife
Here's the challenge: you have to create the worst possible visual or kinetic novel you can imagine. Stick figures, backgrounds of just a single colour, terrible grammar off-key music, inaccurate accents and a nonsensical storyline. These are just a few examples of the kinds of things that could make a terrible game.

Here are the rules:
  • The due date of your VN/KN is July 31st, 2012. That is 3 weeks from now.
  • The play time should be between 3 and a maximum of 10 minutes.
  • This must would preferably be the first VN/KN you have released.
  • There are no prizes, or winners. We *may* have winners (losers?) for certain categories of fail.
  • One game per person or team. If you are in 2 teams, then that is ok.
  • It should be a new game (started after this topic was made)
And yeah, I keep changing the rules. But to be honest these rules are more like guidelines.

The purpose of this event? To get those procrastinators to experience actually completing a game, without having their own quest for perfection holding them back.




And here are all the downloads. If I missed your game (and it was uploaded at least an hour ago) feel free to PM me.

From redeyesblackpanda: Tsundere 1.0 [17.44 MiB] domeyesaydommmmmm [17.44 MiB]
From wakagana: Trolling [21.84 MiB]
From Anthy: Prince and Princess Story [18.4 MiB]
From Pyonkotchi: Love Break !! Doki Doki Kokoro!! [85.7 MiB]
From Egressus: my mortality [22.44 MiB]
From AxemRed: My Lovely Führer [14.4 MiB]
From Showsni: What [26.01 MiB]
From Michiyo6918: Of Stupidity and Idiotic [22.24 MiB]
From Cidz: ATTACK OF TEH ZOMBEH KITTEHZ!!11!! [38.37 MiB]
From Explosions&NickCage: Love 'N Junk [20.45 MiB]
From Ionait: Stop! In the Name of Love! [15/18 MiB] Forum link here.
From TrickWithAKnife: I Am Hero[18.7 MiB]
From Sapphi: Señor Volky McLupinstein and the League of Extraordinary Dentists [56 MiB]
From Morgan_R: BadGame [18 MiB]
From Carassaurat: Origamo Furioso [84.1 MiB] Origamo Furioso v1.1 [84.1 MiB]
From KimiYoriBaka: There is no title!! GTFO!!-all.zip [22 MiB]
From TheSnowflakeOfDoom: THE Magik Gurl OF StuFF [14.6 MiB] THE Magik Gurl OF StuFF [22.57 MiB]
From OokamiKasumi: The Visitor [300 MiB] The Visitor [298 MiB] Forum link here.
From SusanTheCat: BAD CAT Win[20 MiB], Mac[17 MiB], Linux[16 MiB], All in one[28 MiB]
From Ziassan: The hot turtle[27.8 MiB]
From syapheer: Making The Worst Game Ever [165.1 MiB] Making The Worst Game Ever (Archived version) [110 MiB]
From Halca: ATASHINORIRI [135.5 MiB]
From clua: Mum [17.99 MiB] (seizure warning)
From CheeryMoya: WTF [18.7 MiB]

Re: The worst VN/KN ever created

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:44 pm
by SusanTheCat
Awwwwww. I wanna participate!

Susan

Re: The worst VN/KN ever created

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:48 pm
by TrickWithAKnife
Hmm, maybe the rules can be bent a bit. After all, it is meant to be for fun, and to get new creators to release a stress free game, just to get the ball rolling.

Re: The worst VN/KN ever created

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:09 pm
by Sapphi
I am totally doing this.

Re: The worst VN/KN ever created

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:16 pm
by wakagana
D'awh shit, TIME TO TAKE OUT THE PIZZA ROLLS AND TOUTHPASTE. IMA BOUT TO GO HAM ON THIS HERE CHALLENGE

Re: The worst VN/KN ever created

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:18 pm
by Sapphi
Oh, one question.
Is voice acting allowed? :twisted:

Re: The worst VN/KN ever created

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:19 pm
by wakagana
OH GOD YES, VOICE ACTING IS A MUST. >:t otherwise the lols will not ensue.

Re: The worst VN/KN ever created

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:20 pm
by Halca
absolutely doing this.

Re: The worst VN/KN ever created

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:22 pm
by Sapphi
wakagana wrote:OH GOD YES, VOICE ACTING IS A MUST. >:t otherwise the lols will not ensue.
Kekeke... I'll finally have a reason to go out and buy that microphone I've been meaning to get...

Re: The worst VN/KN ever created

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:29 pm
by Hijiri
I will ham like I have never hammed before

Re: The worst VN/KN ever created

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:36 pm
by wakagana
Hijiri wrote:I will ham like I have never hammed before
1 Swag Point for Hijiri.


In all honesty though I think this is a good idea, although I'm probably going to make mine on the attempt of being funny more so then just throwing stuff I can come up with out there. :P

Good idea Trick! =)

Re: The worst VN/KN ever created

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:37 pm
by Destiny
What the xD
Best idea ever, so gonna do this.
Even have a idea for it already %D

Re: The worst VN/KN ever created

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:39 pm
by Michiyo6918
Ow, I wanna participate in this!! :lol: Definitely!!!

Re: The worst VN/KN ever created

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:44 pm
by ThisIsNoName
I am way to much of a perfectionist to not do this. :lol:

By the way, is there any way we should tag it so people don't have heart attacks from the massive concentration of pure horribleness that is July 31st?

Re: The worst VN/KN ever created

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:53 pm
by TrickWithAKnife
Not really sure. I guess that would be up to the forum admins, but there should at least be a link to each game in this topic.