The worst VN/KN ever created [Phase 2]

[Explosions&NickCage]

* Worst joke

YES! This needs to be one.

* Worst sex scene

I'd love to see this too, but would we have enough adult VNs to compete for it? Although I guess if only one person's VN had a sex scene they would automatically win.

[Destiny]

God, I have a hard time planning a bad game without putting hilarious things into it for pure laughter ôo
Since that could make it good again...

It's harder then I thought ಠ_ಠ

[Obscura]

* Worst sex scene

Kids, kids, I've got this covered.

[Destiny]

I'm sure I can work on a "worst sex scene ever" too >:3

[mugenjohncel]

Kids, kids, I've got this covered.

I'm sure I can work on a "worst sex scene ever" too >:3

You do know that sex games do get sucked into that hidden part of Lemmasoft and condemned never to see the light of day again right?... This is the sole reason why I avoid doing them despite having a very large cache of ideas that fits well into this category...

"POOF" (Disappears)

[Showsni]

Which game would be worse, one with bad writing, acting and pictures, or one that locks Ren'Py into an infinite loop and crashes before it starts? Because that second game is pretty easy to make!

[Explosions&NickCage]

Which game would be worse, one with bad writing, acting and pictures, or one that locks Ren'Py into an infinite loop and crashes before it starts? Because that second game is pretty easy to make!

It depends on how many paths the first one has. The second one, you're finished as soon as you start it. With the first one you might have to play it again.

[ThisIsNoName]

* Worst joke
* Worst sex scene

Heck, I could do both at the same time!

*germ splits*

Edit: Damnit, that's asexual reproduction... *headdesks*

[Pyonkotchi]

I WILL DO THIS
I MUST DO THIS XD

I don't know if this is easy
because sucking on accident is ridiculously easy
i do it all the time
but sucking on purpose is harder than it sounds

[J. Datie]

Which game would be worse, one with bad writing, acting and pictures, or one that locks Ren'Py into an infinite loop and crashes before it starts? Because that second game is pretty easy to make!

Neither. The worst game would be one with good writing, acting and pictures, that locks Ren'Py into and infinite loop and crashes shortly after the second act begins.

[Sapphi]

I think since visual novels are story-based, to qualify we should at least be able to read a story of some sort. XD

[mugenjohncel]

sucking on purpose is harder than it sounds

Stand aside... I'm an expert on this... I do it all the time...

"POOF" (Disappears)

[CheeryMoya]

I should use this chance to learn ATL ヽ(´◠ω◠`)╯╰(◠‿◠✿)ノ (emotes are relevant).

[Anthy]

I already finished most of the graphics for mine and am almost halfway through the story (or at least... I think I'm halfway done. Or at least a third of the way through. Aside from characters, I'm making up stuff as I go). Not sure how I'm going to handle the voice acting, whether I'm going to do totally solo or try and get my mom and some friends to contribute their voices as well.

I know it's supposed to be bad but I'm kind of embarrassed to put this up when I finish. Even though I know it's supposed to be bad. It's not like a completely effort-free, stick figure saying "hello world" kind of bad... but it's pretty bad. Though it isn't TRULY bad since the entire thing is pretty ridiculous. I might try a super-bad serious story later, but the sheer badness of it would probably make it silly too.

and I can't figure out whether my VN is BxG or GxB, or possibly neither... it doesn't make any sense

[Sapphi]

I know it's supposed to be bad but I'm kind of embarrassed to put this up when I finish.

That's how I feel, too. I don't want to take credit for what I am writing right now, lol.