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Very important message

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 10:11 am
by Kranp Tosp
Hello everybody. I am here today because of an issue concerning Renai games. I was hoping to convince you to join the No More Renai foundation.

People are becoming deliberated shut-ins because of this problem. They don't want to, but end up doing it anyhow. They learn to love this irritable cause of doom.

My sister is hospitalized because of these games. She was colliding kitchenware against her head screaming "Stop! no more voices!" because of this important matter. She is now in a serious coma-She might not survive.

I'm not opposed to the games itself, more of this horrible attribute of them. You can still play these games BUT request them with missing sound files.

So, without further ado, Please support us in our quest for peace. Games are okay, but lets get rid of those horrible squeeky anime girl voices once and for all!

Remember, use Yaoi voice casting instead. They are mostly not that sqeeky.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 10:15 am
by Enerccio
It is a joke or what?

I just like Japanese voice acting in renai or hentai or whatever... its personal taste, so I will recommend use voices each time...

If that is true, I am sorry for your sister, but that will not change the fact that Japanese voice acting is great and preferred for me.

And I am high vn addicted so nothing will change that fact....

(Yaoi sucks....)

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 10:20 am
by PyTom
This is a joke by one of our board members.

(I will point out that admins have this nifty tool that let's us see the IP address a post was from... and other posts from that same IP address. Useful, don't you think?)

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 10:29 am
by Enerccio
LOL Yeah
(still these can be two users behind NAT... or am I wrong?)

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 10:36 am
by DaFool
Uh...is this forum member not aware that most of our games can't even afford voice acting?

Re: Very important message

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 12:57 pm
by mikey
Kranp Tosp wrote:I'm not opposed to the games itself, more of this horrible attribute of them. You can still play these games BUT request them with missing sound files.
There may be a workaround. Contemporary science is now able to perform an ear operation that destroys your ability of hearing a certain frequency - removing the ear's ability to hear the "Japanese Anime Girl" frequency range is a routine operation. You will still hear the voices of normal humans (and normal VA), and be able to listen to normal music - but the headaches and bleeding ears of VNs or anime romantic comedies will be gone. In addition to this, you will be protected against certain intrusive forms of J-Pop as well. Schedule an appointment today and enhance your lifestyle - be protected and feel no more the Voice Agony! ;)

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:19 pm
by F.I.A
Mirror the name and you get "pranK posT". Go figure if it is serious or not. :lol:

If anything, the game I could think out of my head which will cause such syndrome such as of your sister's is the guro VN "Saya No Uta". Refrain from knowing it, if possible, as even a bite of dose can strangle even the strongest man.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:34 pm
by mikey
F.I.A wrote:Mirror the name and you get "pranK posT". Go figure if it is serious or not.
Well, you don't really get "pranK posT", but "pnarK psoT". There goes your theory ;)

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:41 pm
by lordcloudx
F.I.A wrote:If anything, the game I could think out of my head which will cause such syndrome such as of your sister's is the guro VN "Saya No Uta". Refrain from knowing it, if possible, as even a bite of dose can strangle even the strongest man.
a yuki no uta is fine too

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 3:05 pm
by Jake
mikey wrote:
F.I.A wrote:Mirror the name and you get "pranK posT". Go figure if it is serious or not.
Well, you don't really get "pranK posT", but "pnarK psoT". There goes your theory ;)
Well, it's more 'reverse the first and last letters of each word'. But hey, he was close. ;-)

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 10:15 am
by Sailor Kitty
Actually it is an anagram of Prank Post. I wrote this. :mrgreen: Hope it gave you a laugh!

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:38 pm
by Candle
made me laugh..

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 10:26 pm
by Radhreni
Got a chuckle out of me. Waaay too over-the-top to take seriously.

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 2:54 am
by chisa-chan
Enerccio wrote:(Yaoi sucks....)
Respect people's taste, Enerccio. Not all of yaoi-related ones are suck.

Lol, this joke works on me.

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 7:15 am
by Mirielle
B-b-but....

T-the v-v-voices...

T-there's a market in the voices!

I loved this joke. Very nice.