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Hilarious mis-types in your writing

#1 Post by linkdragon0 » Thu May 20, 2010 8:13 am

This is a place to put all those hilarious typos you've made. I got the idea after accidentally writing "Ishi screamed again as she fell to her ears."

So yeah, that made me laugh when I read it and think "what made me write ears? It sounds nothing like knees."

So post your own memorable mistypes.

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#2 Post by cloudyssky » Thu May 20, 2010 8:36 am

One from last night for me was:
Lt. Norwell: "Listen Marsh, I hope you win at a game of cheese against Hannover."

When I re-read that I giggeled out loud. I was obviously hungry at the time
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#3 Post by curry nochi rice » Fri May 21, 2010 12:34 pm

EPIC TYPO:

"But I see know lunch boxes!"

lolz, I often mistype no for know....
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#4 Post by Aleema » Fri May 21, 2010 1:40 pm

For a music news segment, I wrote for one of the telecasters to say, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news." But I wrote "bearer of band news". He recorded it just for the lulz. Never laughed so hard.

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#5 Post by linkdragon0 » Fri May 21, 2010 2:30 pm

curry nochi rice wrote: lolz, I often mistype no for know....
What... I just.. I don't even...
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#6 Post by vaanknight » Fri May 21, 2010 6:20 pm

Oh dear, I once wrote instead of "list":

"Why don't you fist all your sisters in the board to get started?"
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#7 Post by cloudyssky » Fri May 21, 2010 6:35 pm

vaanknight wrote:Oh dear, I once wrote instead of "list":

"Why don't you fist all your sisters in the board to get started?"
I f'cking loled.
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#8 Post by linkdragon0 » Fri May 21, 2010 6:47 pm

Yeah, best one yet by far, although "bearer of band news" was pretty good.
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#9 Post by Chansel » Fri May 21, 2010 6:54 pm

"Why don't you fist all your sisters in the board to get started?"
I don't think anyone is going to be able to top this one XD
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#10 Post by linkdragon0 » Fri May 21, 2010 8:09 pm

At least... Not with an accidental mistype. Unless it's truly epic.
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#11 Post by AQU » Fri May 21, 2010 11:08 pm

"Eating pain yogurt is good."

It was supposed to be plain yogurt OTL.

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#12 Post by curry nochi rice » Sat May 22, 2010 1:23 am

linkdragon0 wrote:
curry nochi rice wrote: lolz, I often mistype no for know....
What... I just.. I don't even...
omg/ I mistyped it again.... it's supposed to be
"often mistype know for no..."
"Why don't you fist all your sisters in the board to get started?"
I laughed hard on this one....
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#13 Post by alberte » Sat May 22, 2010 5:35 pm

I once said Instead of ankle

I broke my uncle.

But then I got in trouble for laughing so hard, :P

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#14 Post by Chansel » Sun May 23, 2010 9:41 am

A close friend of mine had a rather funny one yesterday:

"The great wall of China in Japan can be seen from space."

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#15 Post by Enigma » Sun May 23, 2010 5:40 pm

I didn't do this myself, but I was looking at a fast food resauraunt sign

Double Cheeseburger, with cheese.

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