A: Sorry to disappoint. This is not a NSFW game. That being said, adults are 100% the intended audience. Don't think kids will grok the humor.
Q: Why does this game exist?
Because I'm an agent of chaos and had too much free time.
Q: How have you funded this thing so far?
A: The last of the money in my bank account, lol
Q: What's the game's resolution?
A: It's in Full HD, so 1920x1080.
Q: How long is this sucker gonna be be?
A: Think on the shorter side of the visual novel spectrum. Maybe between 2-4 hours for a single playthrough, if you're not skipping stuff.
Q: Is this an actual game, or all just an elaborate joke?
A: Oh, it's real, babyyyyy.