Ideas for great one-liners (was: Lines Dump)
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Re: Ideas for great one-liners (was: Lines Dump)
"Self-proclaimed? Obviously that means that no one else recognises my awesomness, little moth." <---- something I suspect one of my OCs would say.
"I will not let another person die, even if it costs me my own life." <----- something I myself have said.
"The snow is falling..." <---- IDFK ^_^
"I will not let another person die, even if it costs me my own life." <----- something I myself have said.
"The snow is falling..." <---- IDFK ^_^
Re: Ideas for great one-liners (was: Lines Dump)
"I will forgive when I forget."
Or
"I will forgive you when I forget what you have done."
Or
"I will forgive you when I forget what you have done."
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Re: Ideas for great one-liners (was: Lines Dump)
Self-important country boy talking to his "fangirls":
SICB: "Yeah. Well, life's a bitch. You know what else is a bitch?
Everyone else: (annoyed) "YOUR DOG!"
SICB: "Haha. Never gets old."
SICB: "Yeah. Well, life's a bitch. You know what else is a bitch?
Everyone else: (annoyed) "YOUR DOG!"
SICB: "Haha. Never gets old."
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Re: Ideas for great one-liners (was: Lines Dump)
"We were made to die. If we do not die, than we were never alive in the first place." <--- another thing an OC would say.
"In highschool shit hits the fan like there's no tomorrow. But half the time it's diarrhea." <---- gross, but totally true. And i actually said that today. >:3 i am so ebil.
"In highschool shit hits the fan like there's no tomorrow. But half the time it's diarrhea." <---- gross, but totally true. And i actually said that today. >:3 i am so ebil.
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Re: Ideas for great one-liners (was: Lines Dump)
Far Mind: People say that dwarfs are weak because they are small. Tell that to my Brother! He is small, but he controls his muscles like you wouldn't believe!
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Re: Ideas for great one-liners (was: Lines Dump)
Something a co-worker said: "I work at 2 speeds. If you don't like this one, you sure aren't gonna like the other one."
Re: Ideas for great one-liners (was: Lines Dump)
"We have two choices: wade waist deep in horse manure to search for that missing jewel or head back empty-handed and face Mariyah's wrath. Personally, I'd rather take my chances with the poop."
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Re: Ideas for great one-liners (was: Lines Dump)
a "I did that cab driver from yesterday."
b "Wait, wasn't she a lady?"
a "Let's just say that a 'screwdriver' is aptly named..."
b "Wait, wasn't she a lady?"
a "Let's just say that a 'screwdriver' is aptly named..."
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Re: Ideas for great one-liners (was: Lines Dump)
"They build the pillars in the wrong place so that they might tear them down later."
I wished I used this in a recent assignment OTL
I wished I used this in a recent assignment OTL
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Re: Ideas for great one-liners (was: Lines Dump)
(in the middle of a scolding)
"-- Ah! (pounces up and claps hands together in midair as if catching a firefly) Shhhh... Look... (opens hands a little to give a peek) Here... Look closely... Do you see that?... That... That is how much I care. (opens up empty hands)"
"-- Ah! (pounces up and claps hands together in midair as if catching a firefly) Shhhh... Look... (opens hands a little to give a peek) Here... Look closely... Do you see that?... That... That is how much I care. (opens up empty hands)"
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Re: Ideas for great one-liners (was: Lines Dump)
a *whispers* "Hey! Hats off!"
b *nonchalantly* "What? Why?"
a "BECAUSE WE'RE IN A CHURCH, GODDAMMIT!"
b *nonchalantly* "What? Why?"
a "BECAUSE WE'RE IN A CHURCH, GODDAMMIT!"
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Re: Ideas for great one-liners (was: Lines Dump)
"There are no stupid questions, but there are a ton of inquisitive idiots."
Most of my unused lines have always been much too sarcastic for the particular work I was doing. So I tuck them away in the novels I write.
"You can use both idiots and scissors, but you can't let an idiot use scissors."
Most of my unused lines have always been much too sarcastic for the particular work I was doing. So I tuck them away in the novels I write.
"You can use both idiots and scissors, but you can't let an idiot use scissors."
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Re: Ideas for great one-liners (was: Lines Dump)
"This tomb will be your grave!" -PennyArcade
A: [State your disbelief. Request for anything as if believing.]
-_______
"Dear God, who I do not believe in! Please save the life of this child!"
"Ahah! You ARE a closet believer!"
Q: [insert question here you don't feel like answering]
A: "No hablas espanol."
Watch them give up.
________
"Excuse me Miss, who are you voting for?"
"No hablas espanol."
"That's all right! I speak a little Spanish.... hey wait a minute!"
*run / hang up / fake death flee country*
A: [State your disbelief. Request for anything as if believing.]
-_______
"Dear God, who I do not believe in! Please save the life of this child!"
"Ahah! You ARE a closet believer!"
Q: [insert question here you don't feel like answering]
A: "No hablas espanol."
Watch them give up.
________
"Excuse me Miss, who are you voting for?"
"No hablas espanol."
"That's all right! I speak a little Spanish.... hey wait a minute!"
*run / hang up / fake death flee country*
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Re: Ideas for great one-liners (was: Lines Dump)
My two favorites my co-writer and I did:
"All that canned meat? I thought that was your makeup kit."
and
"And here I thought the fairy tale was titled Sleeping {i}Beauty{/i}, not Sleeping Ogre."
"All that canned meat? I thought that was your makeup kit."
and
"And here I thought the fairy tale was titled Sleeping {i}Beauty{/i}, not Sleeping Ogre."
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