Akai85's Writing Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 1:50 am
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Annnyway, here's where I post that... what's it called... '"practice writing?" "vomit writing?" - the random stuff you do which doesn't mean anything. I also take prompts.
I will write anything but erotica. I usually write school days, coming of age, sci-fi and fantasy but I don't mind trying other stuff. I want to work on mystery, grotesque, horror and suspense anyway. Even better is if the prompt is serious because I add humour in to almost everything I write. Just no wangst because I have read fanfiction and NO.
Here's my first er... writing thing? It's like a cross between shingeki no kyoujin, twilight and poison ivy. And there's lots of language in it, so don't like, don't read!
Caution: You may be lost.
Annnyway, here's where I post that... what's it called... '"practice writing?" "vomit writing?" - the random stuff you do which doesn't mean anything. I also take prompts.
I will write anything but erotica. I usually write school days, coming of age, sci-fi and fantasy but I don't mind trying other stuff. I want to work on mystery, grotesque, horror and suspense anyway. Even better is if the prompt is serious because I add humour in to almost everything I write. Just no wangst because I have read fanfiction and NO.
Here's my first er... writing thing? It's like a cross between shingeki no kyoujin, twilight and poison ivy. And there's lots of language in it, so don't like, don't read!
Basically the system can only run on reserve power for so long before it chokes. And when that happens... no more tea, basically.
Hey, hold up a minute! I need that damn tea!
The backup battery is in the city hall, with sliming caeferias fornicating all on top of it. What do you want me to do?
But, but, I can't! You know I need that tea without it I-
Give it up. There's nothing we can do about it.
Do you want me to eat you?
If it's a choice between you and those fucking caeferias then you can go right ahead. I'll warn you though, I probably taste like shit. In the last few days all I've had to eat were some spuds and a breath mint of dubious origin.
Yuck. Alright then, guess there's nothing else to try...
Paul.
Yes, Dan?
Why are you unbuttoning your pants?
It's a precaution, Dan.
Paul... that's fucking stupid. Silver's never worked on you before.
Then let's hope it does now.
Paul, sticking a silver cross down your underpants isn't going to prevent you from mauling me. Besides, it feels disrespectful.
But this is the only silver I have on me.
I may have so- ...I guess that's too bad, huh?
...Your earrings are silver.
My sister special ordered these for me. You are not sticking them down your pants.
Aw, c'mon, Dan...
Fuck no.
Look, this really isn't the time to get all squeamish.
You can't have them.
Dan! Give me the fucking earrings!
No way in hell, bastard. Stick to your dick cross, don't go and cheat on your boyfriend, Jesus, there.
Dan.
What? You wanna have a go?
Give!
Me!
The!
Damn!
Earrings!
Alright, fine... here, my car keys.
Those aren't silver.
They're silver plated. Now go ahead and stick these in your pants but if I see any marks-
Hey, what do you think I am, a toddler? The only shitstain you're ever gonna see, asshole, is the one in the mirror.
Well?
Well, what?
Are you feeling any less immune?
I won't know until I actually transform.
Oh for the love of - fine, okay, whatever. Listen, why don't I go and look for the tea just in case?
I thought you didn't want to go.
I don't but those caperfucks have no effect on me, so why not?
You know that's not the point. Maybe they can't infect you but to anyone already infected you'll be a walking target.
Either way I die, right? At least this way I have a sliver of a chance.
What about the silver?
...There's no chance in hell that'll work, Paul.
I already stuck the keys in my pants though.
Yeah, you better wash them when I get back. Alright, Paul guess I'll see you soon.
You promise you'll come back?
Well, I can't promise what condition I'll be in but sure. I can't just let you go on a rampage and start eating infected humans. Think of how much that'd cost to fix.