Death and Other Practical Jokes [Paranormal] [NaNo16]

[Weenily]

aYYYY perfect for NaNoReno.
GOTTA PROTECT HER STUFF FROM THOSE MAIDS
fU CK--even I'm afraid of disappointing Alton and Clair. all very valid fears

Wowie!! Exciting stuff for this weekend! Have a good conk. /o/

[Ghost of Crux]

THE MAIDS CONFISCATED HER ART SUPPLIES OK THAT'S NOT OKAY
They're kinda the closest thing she's got to a functional family so

THANKS! I'm already taking screenshots from sketchup (yes im cheating) and am preparing to....... manually trace everything and add furniture by hand. rip me. bury me where they've got a nice collection of vendors in the parking lot of the cemetery.

[Weenily]

ARTIE HAS TO LEARN HOW TO HIDE HER STUFF BETTER. STICK THE GOOD CRAYONS IN HER CLOTHES

RIP in pieces. Special guest ghost, the game creator themself. Ofc, only the most quality of vendors: flower vendors, street food vendors, shady pet vendors, and if you're lucky maybe vendors who sell light-up yoyos with unicorn logos.

[Ghost of Crux]

ARTIE HAS TO LEARN HOW TO HIDE HER STUFF BETTER. STICK THE GOOD CRAYONS IN HER CLOTHES

Friendly reminder that this is your fault:



homg dont remind me....... I used to buy a shitton of shady pets from shady pet vendors.............. you dont want to know how much money i wasted on those tiny crawly crab-like things. Or on fish. indonesian school vendors are insane
don't remind me on the money i wasted on yo-yos either (i bought like 3 over a decade ago)

[MimirollCookie]

Good luck with your NaNo!!!
May lady luck favors you! ^o^

[Ghost of Crux]

Good luck with your NaNo!!!
May lady luck favors you! ^o^

Thank you! You too, I hope you get to finish yours too! :'o

[Weenily]

PERFECTION, SHE LEARNS FAST.

friendly reply that's your fault:


sAME bruh I had like 5 of those crab thingies with decorative shells and I was a terrible pet owner. huhu its the same in the philippines. v endors are the real villains, makin kids waste all their money like that B')

[Ghost of Crux]

IM.
OKAY.


(Can I post yours alongside these somewhere in one of my tumblrs? I feel like it's too good to not be preserved until the end of time)
I LOVE YOUR ART, BY THE WAY. JUST SAYING.

I think I have to win the terrible pet owner competition, sorry. I had like... 10 bunnies or something... they all ded.
I'm horrible. Now I resolve to never have anymore pets.

[Weenily]

oH MY GO D JAVERT IM PISSING HOLY FUCK ARTIE. SHE LOOKS SO INTENSE IN THAT SECOND PIC
(sure!!! immortalize javert!artie. more things she can talk to her psychiatrist about fghjs)
THANKS!! I LOVE YOURS TOO. what a beautiful impromptu collab

//pat/ TRU I CANT BEAT THAT- i feel u. i cant even handle raising a goshdarn tamagotchi

[Ghost of Crux]

GOD KNOWS WHO ALLOWED A 7 YEARS OLD TO LISTEN TO/READ LES MISERABLES. Javert is just a horrible rolemodel Artie I know he is the law and all that but come on
(iM LAUHGING TOO HARD AT THAT SECOND SENTENCE..... "this is the third school you had to enter bc u got kicked out" "are you going to tell me i have a javert complex" "that wasnt what i was trying to say but if you say so")
Also man you're making me miss writing Artie and all that stuff. YOU THOUGTH SHE'S INTENSE??? she literally baits someone into shooting at her to free a hostage on her 18th birthday she doesnt Play Around
(also suffer my art from 2013)

IDK how to raise something that doesn't tell me "if you dont feed me ill shoot you and your family" i am hopeless

I ended up on sims making up a room I can use as a base guide for the perspective either I'm a genius or I am weak

EDIT: I forgot to add this:

[Weenily]

AN AWESOME PERSON THAT'S WHO. oh my g o d the most vivid memories i have of les mis are the fuckign memes on tumblr
(HOLY SHIT A JAVERT COMPLEX I LOVE IT. T HIS IS GOOD CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, DUDE.)
WHOA THERE ARTIE-- WHERE ARE ALTON AND CLAIRE SHE NEEDS ADULT SUPERVISION. THAT PARTY'S TOO WILD. ALSO JUSTICE SERVES ITSELF OH MY GO D.


headcanon artie grows up a ouiaboo

LOL dw perspective is hard. at least u went through the effort of making a room in sims.
THAT EXTRA PIC IS TOO GOOD I LOVE ARTIE. THAT LOGIC JOKE.

[Ghost of Crux]

O HG OD I CAN'T BREATHE
I knew Les Mis before the memes and the movie (holy shit its been that long????) but I only watched the movie like last year and i can't stop laughing because Javert is such a giant sad puppy in that. Just. #senpynotismipls
(heres a thought for a future artie game: javert-atticus finch-ace attorney hybrid game. $$$)
AHAHAHA...................... The first VN I ever wanted to make was Things Not Seen, and in the true ending of it, Claire and Alton moved on to the next life. She's 17. Two and two together ahAH.

that art is perfect please marry me.

FUN FACT Artie speaks French. She is a ouiaboo

I'll have to retrace and actually reposition a lot of things by hand bc of the sprite style so rip me
SHE PROBABLY SULKED AFTER THAT JOKE TBH

[Weenily]

ive only watched the movie so far bc my friends are fuckign memers i s2g. im tempted to read it now bc of all these javert jokes fghjk. ALSO RIGHt what a cutie
(BRILLIANT. ADD IT TO YOUR IDEA$ THREAD OK. I WILL BE DISAPPOINTED IF I DONT SEE THAT THERE SOMEDAY.)
DANG I JUST WENT FROM LAUGHING ABOUT JAVARTIE TO weeping about claire and alton. how dare u

where the ring at, my friend

THANK U FOR CREATING THIS WONDERFUL CREATURE

LOL YOU CAN DO IT. THINK ABOUT HOW PRETTY IT'LL LOOK WITH YOUR SPRITES AND SAGUARO'S GUI. LET IT FUEL YOU
STEP UR GAME UP ARTIE, DONT BE A SCRUB

[Ghost of Crux]

your friends are pieces of art
i mean I am referred to as shitpost personified-1 and she's literally a memer so I'm basically like the og in this shit
THERE ARE NO JAVERT JOKES IN THE BOOK JUST LISTEN TO THE MUSICal instead
(I ACTUALLY. HAD. A. Detective!Alton and Prosecutors!Claire and Artie bc I could. artie already has like 3-4 games in the list cmon let her take a break)
wwink kissus

who needs ring when u have the law, which binds more than anything

in aus where claire and alton are alive only claire and artie speak french and they speak it just to aggravate alton

OHIHOEG I AM DOING IT
ARTIE DOESN'T SCRUB ANYTHING

[Weenily]

DANG. im still too lowkey meme, i need to get stronger
GOTCHA, ill check out the musical then!
(!!! NI CE gosh shouting "OBJECTION" suits artie too much. and claire looks hella in a suit, they all do actually! UM, EXCUSE U. JUSTICE NEVER RESTS)

maybe this is where alton and claires marriage went wrong. there wasn't enough LAW binding th em

LOL GIT GUD ALTON. does he only know english?

GO GO GO