{H} Worst Line in a B-Game

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#31 Post by Otaku Dash » Wed Aug 03, 2005 6:33 am

One of the wrose I heard was wehn playing Gloria....

Kira is in the room with Mary (the oldest child although the most inocent), and he is supposed to tutor her.
You get the options of continue studying, let her rest by doing something esle, or instruct her in sex.

"Well I've been working her out latelly...maybe I should let her rest" That was what I thought, so I chosed the 2nd one.

For my surprise something like this came out:

Kira: "Ok...let's rest"
Mary: "Huh? Are you sure?"
Kire: "Of course! All study and no play...makes Kira's cock winther away!"

I was just "What the hell...?" :shock: ... and for my surprise Mary just said "I see...." :?

I had to close my mouth so not to laugh so loud.
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#32 Post by maru » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:27 pm

Something gives me the feeling that if you'd chosen to continue studying, you probably would have gotten about the same result.

My nomination for most horrible b-game quote ever:
(Sex scene in True Love:)
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Almost as stupid (but not quite):
[Arisa:] I have little men in my stomach and they eat all the things I send down!
[PoV:] Sounds handy. Can I borrow them some time?

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#33 Post by Dre » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:26 am

Otaku Dash wrote: Kira: "Ok...let's rest"
Mary: "Huh? Are you sure?"
Kire: "Of course! All study and no play...makes Kira's cock winther away!"
LOL!

Of all the most sex driven lines I've ever read, this wins, hands down.

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