Higurashi dojin commission - Ideas?

[Lishy]

Hey guys. Let's say I was commissioning a mangaka I know personally for a Higurashi doujin with 20-40 pages. Anyone have any cool ideas for a Higurashi doujin plot before I commission it? It could be anything: hentai, drama, comedy, anything!

One stupid idea I had was to crossover Higurashi with JESSE VENTURA! How would someone like Jesse Ventura investigate the Great Hinamizawa Disaster?

But that's just my idea. Before I pay the cash, I wanna hear your ideas for Higurashi doujins and maybe I'll grant your wish!