Corrupt a Wish

[Chushiki Maho]

Granted, you now have more free time. 1 second more to the day. Enjoy it my friend.

I wish I could program fast with high quality.

[LeandroP]

Granted, but you only understand brainf**k and this doesn't compile in any useful programming language and only works in windows 2000 (buahaha, I'm mean!).

I wish to have more inspiration.

[Reikun]

Granted, but your inspiration only occurs late at night when you're already tired and in bed and it's really inconvenient to get up and write your ideas down.

I wish I could draw faster.

[tuna_sushi]

Granted. You can draw faster only with your foot, your hands can't draw fast.

I wish I have 33 packs of Juicy Fruit gum. (??)

[redeyesblackpanda]

Granted, although you might not like where they're located.

I wish I had more discipline...