Ideas for great one-liners (was: Lines Dump)

[redeyesblackpanda]

Ever had a line that you've thought up, where you've thought "Oh, that'd be a cool line to be used some day! I'm not sure I ever will end up using it though... It's not really an 'idea' for the idea dump though..."
Well, if this has happened to you, this is the solution to all your problems sort of!

This thread is for the dumping of lines, or a sequence of lines, which you may never end up using, but which you find interesting.

Alright then, I'll start off with a line dump myself...

"So... the golden rule is to 'treat others the way you want to be treated,' right? ...what if you're into S&M?"

Anyway, have fun, everyone.

[Taleweaver]

"There's not many people who can do what I can. Though there's not many people who want to be able to do what I can either."

[lemuel]

Ooo, here are some:

Sweet Earth: If thou were truly past thy hatred of Syrians beyond my city-storming self, thou wouldst tolerate more Syrian arses near thine!

Hippodamia: You should anoint your own tongues with cleansing wines before using Anointed YHVH Saves to cleanse my tongue.

Snow White Bitterness: I yearn for salvation from God, but I want to earn it without his grace.

Dhammasasana: Yes, I truly remember with pleasure our wedding night, when thou wert truly too drunk to remain conscious once in bed.

The Merciful's Slave: I was such a poor girl growing up, with only one solid diamond ball to play with.

Marcellina: Considering what awaits us tonight, I have never before been gladder that I am not a nun.

Nausicaa: Thy slaves, I am sure, will testify freely about thy great love of liberty for all people.

White Silk: Music is wrong, but since warfare is also, we let evil guide evil.

According to Flesh: I wish that thou were a crow, so that I might burn thy skin black and pluck thy hairs for arrows to kill thy people.

[Carassaurat]

I'm still looking for an excuse to use the following snippet:

"Just play dumb."
"It's what I do best!"

[nyaatrap]

Life is the process of killing beliefs. (oh well.. this is my "religion". I couldn't find an appropriated one word which means 'static thought/desire' in English)

[TsukiShima]

"If one day you decide to look back at the past, don't forget to smile."

"People die if they are killed!"
this one is a joke by shirou if you're slow to understand

"He wasn't naturally a pervert a flirt like that, he became that way because he lost the only person he could have truly loved." :'D
orz what am i talking about

[LVUER]

"People die if they are killed!"
this one is a joke by shirou if you're slow to understand

Reading this quote urges me to post this one liner:
"He wouldn't die, even if you killed him"

[Midi]

"She'll drain you dry, little vampire, and then you'll really be burning in the sun."

A quote from one of my OCs, but I never really will use it for like, RP.

[Dim Sum]

This would have been better as a yearly contest, but which saint would step up to be a martyr forever?

[OokamiKasumi]

"If I die because of this, I'm coming right back to Kill you!"

[Midi]

"If I die because of this, I'm coming right back to Kill you!"

Yes. XD

[OokamiKasumi]

"If I die because of this, I'm coming right back to Kill you!"

Yes. XD

One of these days I'm going to write an anti-eroge where the heroine goes around keeping a Faceless guy from raping and pillaging her female classmates -- and herself. Her assistant is a male "childhood friend" with really Bad ideas on how to go about doing it (and an ulterior motive). This was a line I came up with in one of the scenes where she actually Tries one of his ideas.

Another line from that is:
-- "Do I want to know how you know where all the best raping spots in the school are?"

[Midi]

I can't.

[Taleweaver]

"People always say 'time flies'. Has anyone ever TRIED to time a fly?"

[Akjosch]

"Grab your things, son. We're going home."

"You don't understand. See, we won't stop just because you're more powerful. We won't cower in fear just because you're intimidating. We won't give up just because you have more men, more equipment, more of everything. We won't surrender just because there is no hope to win. Every single one of us will fight until their last breath or until we win - because fighting you is the only thing left for us to do. If we'd stop fighting, we'd die, becoming just one more of the places you conquered and assimilated. So we'll fight."

"Madam, I assure you we can create a perfectly functioning biomechanical replacement for your 'broken heart' for a reasonable price. Please contact our sales department at ..."