Ideas for great one-liners (was: Lines Dump)

[azureXtwilight]

"People think I'm a girl but then they find out I'm a guy but then in reality I'm a girl"

"Oh, shut up, Mr. Whiny. We'll talk about life and all those fun little details when a sword is not pointed at my throat, okay?" -- Doppelganger

[LVUER]

There is one introductory scene of one character but I decided to scrap it away. In that scene, a girl introduce herself in front of (highschool classroom), talks about how she was already graduated from a famous Uni in US, and then says:

"I'm a genius, and you're all idiots"

[mark_laverdiere]

In real life relationships, pick-up lines are just too difficult to come up with, specially when you're with the one.

[redeyesblackpanda]

"I'm an idiot, but I know it, so that makes it okay... right?"

(And I should probably get back to my temporary LSF exile now...)

[Greeny]

"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, son, and they charge entry fees."

[lepapillonrouge]

In real life relationships, pick-up lines are just too difficult to come up with, specially when you're with the one.

That is adorable.

One-liners...uh

I've been working on black butterfly so

"Either you talk, or you don't. There's nothing I hate more than someone who doesn't know what they're trying to say. " - something hopefully I will remember to put in

"Shy girls are the easiest after all!" - this guy is trying to recruit the protag into a school club

"Takemin? Are we on a journey to catch them all?" - (Takemin is the above's character's nickname for the protagonist, Takeuchi Minami.)

"When a butterfly has come out of its chrysalis...it is at its weakest."

[Greeny]

"Tax evasion is a lifestyle choice, so you're obliged to respect it!"

[LeandroP]

"I should have eaten something lighter if I knew this was bound to happened!"

"I think I'm in love... Oh wait, no, I'm just hungry."

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!