cruelDate [KN][BxG][Pythonesque Dating Game Parody]

[unknown5]

DOWNLOAD SHORT KINETIC NOVEL
Win (49MB): https://www.dropbox.com/s/o3sto7meegja1 ... -win32.zip
Mac (51MB): https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sdxlycvadpz9 ... im-mac.zip
Linux (43MB): https://www.dropbox.com/s/r2zgbk0z9rtkl ... 86.tar.bz2

TITLE: cruelDate
CATEGORY: Dating Game Parody, Kinetic Novel, BxG
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Warning: contains some Pythonesque and ecchi humor.
WARNING!!!: i tried to draw the art for this. =P
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STORY
You've just signed up for the computer matchmaking service, Perfect Mate, which has a 100% SUCCESS RATE.
Will you finally encounter the person of your dreams? What amazing adventures await?
Let's find out by starting your wondrous journey of love and romance TODAY!
(oh, bugger. forgot to mention that the love matchmaking AI is powered by DoD/NSA counter-terrorism spinoff technology.
meh, minor details. not like anything could go wrong ...)

Take 2. I suck at writing summaries. Let's see ... GLORIOUS GAY ROMANCE ON THE HIGH SEAS ... nah.
Meh, got bored by all the anime/manga where a lame, nondescript male protagonist gets swarmed on by lovelies.
Decided to poke some fun at it. Complex male-female social psychodynamics in a dystopian surveillance state
are explored using stick figure diagrams. FIGHT THE FUTURE! wuh? Am I making some of this up? Hmm ... maybe.

Urgh, this new summary is much worse than the first one. OTL

Take 3. This KN tries to portray women realistically by making them all psychotic.

Okay, I'm just gonna stop with the stupid summaries before I dig myself any deeper into the hole.
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CHARACTERS



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SAMPLE MISC CHARACTERS

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SAMPLE STORY IMAGES



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STATS
The game contains 593 screens of dialogue.
These screens contain a total of 5624 words
for an average of 9.5 words per screen.
The game contains 8 menus.

UPDATES
5/27/13: uploaded. still lots to improve. learning to draw, etc. need to keep getting better.
5/27/13: added/tweaked a few lines for ana. nothing major. sort of.
3/31/14: kinda ironic how the whole nsa thing broke after i uploaded this. -_-"

[Coren]

Looks epic! I'll download this when I get home.

[Haze]

I played the whole game, and...wow. That was crazy. The whole game was really hilarious, though. I loved it!

My favorite part was when the scientist girl checked the MC's backround information WITH HER GLASSES and proclaimed him too stupid to date.

Nice job with this! It was awesome!

[unknown5]

thanks! glad you enjoyed it! =D
yeah, in the future everybody will be doing it.
the glasses thing.
not the other weird stuff, heh.

[fleet]

Definitely different; I enjoyed reading your kinetic novel.