Perhaps it can't be completely salvaged, but at least I'm bringing it into the light, right?
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So here it is:
You're staying with your evil grandmother-who may or may not be able to read minds-over the weekend while your mother is away on a work trip or something of the like. Somehow, there would be a handsome goblin king involved, and his many goblin underlings. Your grandmother's cute errand boy who is the poster boy for the boy-next-door archetype would also play a part in the story. The goblin king and your grandmother's manslave would both be up for grabs in the game of romance.
However, if you wanted a good end with either of the two, or any happy ending at all, you would have to murder the wicked witch. If you don't kill the witch, you don't achieve happiness. Simple as that.
Hint: She wouldn't melt if you threw water on her. You'd have to use poison, a weapon of some sort, or any other method that could possibly be used to commit homicide and defeat the evil old bat.
Sounds fun doesn't it? You could pretend she was your mean granny or your mother-in-law.
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