Corrupt a Wish

[OTM]

Granted! But somehow you seem to have caught bed bugs.

I wish Winter would come already.

[Crocosquirrel]

Granted! Winter arrives, and your house promptly burns down. Your insurance company refuses to pay for it, and you are homeless. You die cold and alone in a garbage can that got picked up really early in the morning.

I wish Crown and Scale and Academy Daze become the hits they deserve to be.

[SilverxBlue]

Wish granted! But it was such a great hit that almost everyone who played it, was so green with envy that they hated you. So, you get a lot of haters instead of fans. ^^;


I wish knives and other sharp objects don't freak me out anymore.

[Niki]

Wish granted! But you become so fascinated by sharp objects that you become a serial killer wielding a knife ><

I wish I didn't have exams anymore. =_=

[Crocosquirrel]

Granted! You flunk out of school and become a panhandler on a street corner. Downside? You get rousted out by the cops after about 30 minutes on average. But at least you don't have to worry about those pesky exams!

I wish people would accept that the world changing in 2012 when the new Long Count starts isn't actually going to be the end of the world. The hype is mostly doomsayers and scareticians that want your monies. Oh, and Hollywood, who made a really crappy movie about it that made boatloads of monies.

[Rewritten Ennui]

Granted! 2012 is the start of WWIII and a nuclear holocaust occurs in all nations. There are few survivors, and none of them have the resources to restore mankind back to its previous technological state. It's like they're back to the time of ancient empires and stuff =D

I wish that my pet turtle would eat the vegetables I feed him >_>

[Hayzel]

I wish that my pet turtle would eat the vegetables I feed him >_>

Granted but then he'll eat so many that he'll grow up to be too big to keeping your house.

I wish Jijiri would finish up with his part of the script XD

[OTM]

Granted, but in the rush it's poorly written and you have to redo it yourself.

I wish Irene wouldn't do much damage in NY.

[Rewritten Ennui]

Granted. Hurricane Irene becomes an overly powered typhoon and somehow travels all the way to space and knocks the moon off its orbit, causing the tides to shift and stuff. I don't know man ):

I wish that global warming would stop changing the seasons. Californian weather is bipolar now D:<

[babyfish]

Granted. Welcome to eternal summer, where there is an unbearable heatwave all year round.

I wish the holes in my socks would disappear.

[Crocosquirrel]

Granted! The holes in your socks are magically filled with mayonnaise, which attracts moths and other such similar creatures, who then treat your sock and underwear drawer as a buffet.

I wish people would stop going out of their way to think up reasons to hate one another

[PyTom]

I wish people would stop going out of their way to think up reasons to hate one another

Granted. It's now really easy for people to think up reasons to hate one another.

I wish for more wishes.

[Fawn]

Granted, except each of your wishes now comes with a secret hidden fee of 50 cents with a 1000% interest rate for each new wish!

I wish I had my own harem of maid girls and butlers, all wearing cat ears.

[Rewritten Ennui]

Granted. They quickly get annoyed by the fact that you pay them minimum wages and claw out your face.

I wish that someone could draw me like one of those French girls.

[Death_HUG]

Granted! But you end up paying that person a lot of money but the drawing looks horrible.
I wish that I could meet Super Junior!( my favorite Korean band)