Idea bouncing would also be great. Here's a quick, comedy-centric piece of sample writing I wrote up yesterday. If you'd prefer something longer or of a different genre, tell me. It's also not in screenplay writing format. I don't know if that matters sine I'm not trying out for a writing position anymore, but if you want me to rewrite it or write another, please tell me.
Once upon a time, there was a young monster who adored all things cute. This monster's name was Arashi. Arashi was a peaceful sort of monster, who had to remain in the confines of his cave because of his appearance. Arashi was a sad monster.
But one day, a miracle arrived at his door step.
It was a normal day. I was cleaning my cave, as usual. There wasn't much else to do, really. Sure, I could spend my time terrorizing humans and making the my slaves, but I've seen what happens to monsters who act like that.
The things that happen to them are the stuff of nightmares for monsters like me.
Anyway, the point is I was cleaning my damp, dark cave when my super sensitive ears heard something. Something bigger than the lizards I usually hear splashing around in the puddles.
Arashi: Hello? Is anyone there?
Silence was the only response I got.
Arashi: Hello? Don't worry, I won't hurt you.
A small voice emanated from the darkness.
Arashi: Yes, so you can come out now.
Footsteps. The source of the voice was slowly coming closer.
Finally, it was close enough to see. Turns out it was a little girl, of all things.
Little Girl: You promise you won’t hurt me, Monster-san?
I felt my jaw hit the ground. How did a human girl get in my cave? Why wasn’t she running away in terror? And most importantly…
Arashi: How can you be so adorable?
Little Girl: What?
I looked for a quick cover up.
Arashi: Nothing. Just talking to myself.
Little Girl: Oh, okay. My name is Aiko. What’s yours?
Arashi: Oh! Um… Arashi.
She started talking again, but all I could do was imagine her calling me onii-san while wearing a school uniform. I’d never thought of myself as dangerous before, but if these thoughts were any indication, I probably was.
Aiko: Arashi-san? Are you listening?
Arashi: Oh, yeah, sure Aiko-chan. Just repeat it one more time so I can be sure that you were listening.
Aiko: That doesn’t make any sense, Arashi-san. As I was saying, I’m lost. Can you please tell me the way out?
A devious plan was forming in my mind. I am most definitely a danger to society, or cute little girls at the very least.
Arashi: Call me Arashi-sama. And I’m your new owner.
So much for not owning slaves. But she’s just so cute, don’t I get the right to mess with her just a little? I mean, I’ll release her as soon as I get my dark desires satisfied.
Arashi: So, Aiko-chan, what would you like to wear first? The maid costume or the school uniform?
Aiko: Stay away from me, you weird… otaku freak!
Arashi: Now, Aiko-chan, that’s not a very nice way to treat your new master…
Arashi was a monster who adored all things cute. Perhaps dangerously so…
PS. I'm not the greatest at writing comedy, so it might not be one of my best works.
I'm a wordsmith baby~