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Hilarious mis-types in your writing

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 8:13 am
by linkdragon0
This is a place to put all those hilarious typos you've made. I got the idea after accidentally writing "Ishi screamed again as she fell to her ears."

So yeah, that made me laugh when I read it and think "what made me write ears? It sounds nothing like knees."

So post your own memorable mistypes.

This may belong in GD but I thought it could also fit here.

Re: Hilarious mis-types in your writing

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 8:36 am
by cloudyssky
One from last night for me was:
Lt. Norwell: "Listen Marsh, I hope you win at a game of cheese against Hannover."

When I re-read that I giggeled out loud. I was obviously hungry at the time

Re: Hilarious mis-types in your writing

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 12:34 pm
by curry nochi rice
EPIC TYPO:

"But I see know lunch boxes!"

lolz, I often mistype no for know....

Re: Hilarious mis-types in your writing

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 1:40 pm
by Aleema
For a music news segment, I wrote for one of the telecasters to say, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news." But I wrote "bearer of band news". He recorded it just for the lulz. Never laughed so hard.

Re: Hilarious mis-types in your writing

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 2:30 pm
by linkdragon0
curry nochi rice wrote: lolz, I often mistype no for know....
What... I just.. I don't even...

Re: Hilarious mis-types in your writing

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 6:20 pm
by vaanknight
Oh dear, I once wrote instead of "list":

"Why don't you fist all your sisters in the board to get started?"

Re: Hilarious mis-types in your writing

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 6:35 pm
by cloudyssky
vaanknight wrote:Oh dear, I once wrote instead of "list":

"Why don't you fist all your sisters in the board to get started?"
I f'cking loled.

Re: Hilarious mis-types in your writing

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 6:47 pm
by linkdragon0
Yeah, best one yet by far, although "bearer of band news" was pretty good.

Re: Hilarious mis-types in your writing

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 6:54 pm
by Chansel
"Why don't you fist all your sisters in the board to get started?"
I don't think anyone is going to be able to top this one XD

Re: Hilarious mis-types in your writing

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 8:09 pm
by linkdragon0
At least... Not with an accidental mistype. Unless it's truly epic.

Re: Hilarious mis-types in your writing

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 11:08 pm
by AQU
"Eating pain yogurt is good."

It was supposed to be plain yogurt OTL.

Re: Hilarious mis-types in your writing

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 1:23 am
by curry nochi rice
linkdragon0 wrote:
curry nochi rice wrote: lolz, I often mistype no for know....
What... I just.. I don't even...
omg/ I mistyped it again.... it's supposed to be
"often mistype know for no..."
"Why don't you fist all your sisters in the board to get started?"
I laughed hard on this one....

Re: Hilarious mis-types in your writing

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 5:35 pm
by alberte
I once said Instead of ankle

I broke my uncle.

But then I got in trouble for laughing so hard, :P

Re: Hilarious mis-types in your writing

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 9:41 am
by Chansel
A close friend of mine had a rather funny one yesterday:

"The great wall of China in Japan can be seen from space."

XD

Re: Hilarious mis-types in your writing

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 5:40 pm
by Enigma
I didn't do this myself, but I was looking at a fast food resauraunt sign

Double Cheeseburger, with cheese.