Corrupt a Wish

[CheeryMoya]

I wish be a better writer

Cannot unsay Granted. You manage to publish your first novel, and it's a hit with both the general public and literary scholars alike. Your writing career then head-dives into chaos, your next works never quite reaching that same level of greatness your first book had. You turn to alcoholism and die in the most pathetic way possible, dirt poor and alone.
On the bright side, your successful novel is considered the American novel of the modern ages C:

I wish my homework didn't infuriate me so.

[Chushiki Maho]

Granted. Your homework stops infuriating you, but instead makes you laugh. You laugh uncontrollably at your homework for so long that you never get to finish it.

I wish I could get a hug from my favorite anime character.

[Michiyo6918]

Granted. You manage to get into the anime's world and get a hug from your favorite anime character, but instead of that you will be trapped in that world for forever and can never get back to your world. People in that world thought you're a witch/demon because of the way you dress and the way you talk so they decide to burn you to death. Please RIP. :3

I wish I will be able to finish my VN project I'm currently working on right now without bored of it and drop half way like many many of my other projects.

[Chushiki Maho]

Granted. You manage to succesfully finish your VN without getting bored of it and dropping it, you have an awesome time making it, but all your other VNs turn out dull and lifeless to you, and you no longer have any more inspiration.

I wish my boyfriend would stop being such a smart alec at times.

[tuna_sushi]

EDIT : Oh no, too late!

[CassieHolloway]

Granted. You manage to succesfully finish your VN without getting bored of it and dropping it, you have an awesome time making it, but all your other VNs turn out dull and lifeless to you, and you no longer have any more inspiration.

I wish my boyfriend would stop being such a smart alec at times.

Granted. However he now gets into S&M to cope with not able to annoy you via being a smart alec. He places a collar around your neck and forces you to walk on all fours with him in public. You become the laughing stock of the neighborhood.

I wish life had a reset button.

((Sorry if this one is wrong.))

[LeandroP]

Granted, but you reset yourself in a rock.

I wish I had $500 in my paypal account

[Chushiki Maho]

Granted, you have 500 dollars in your paypal account. But paypal is taken down 3 seconds after you receive it.

I wish I could run faster than my best friend.

[kaleidofish]

Granted. But now you run so fast that you can't slow down to stop yourself before you run off of the nearest cliff.

I wish I could do a backflip. (wut?)

[LeandroP]

Granted, but you break your spine.

I wish I had a better cellphone.

[Chushiki Maho]

Granted, you have a better cellphone, one that you can only call 911 on. All other numbers won't work. No games or anything either. Just for calling 911. >:)

I wish I could have a platter of delicious sushi for free at lunch tomorrow.

[HigurashiKira]

Granted. Though you caught salmonela from the fish.

I wish I could rule the world without any threats to my power, happiness, life, or the happiness and logevity of my subjects.

[Mild Curry]

Granted. You and your army of robot soldiers implant control chips inside the brains of every human in the world; plugging them all into a giant network that regulates their actions; ensuring their happiness and longevity for the paltry price of their personal autonomy.

I wish someone smarter than me would come and finish my Java homework.

[tuna_sushi]

Granted. After your homework finished, the guy's face became a troll face and he said, "Just kidding!"

I wish my friend can help me with my VN. T_T

[LeandroP]

Granted, but the VN then fails.

I wish I had more free time.